When Norway suddenly goes missing and a string of clues is left in the Nordic house it's Denmark's job to find the man he loves and bring him back to safety.

I swear to you this was a joke at first then well I took it and made a fanfic on amino and it turned out to be this beautiful piece of art work the credit for this crack ship would be @Cinna_Bodt_Roll "Okay kids it all started with me making a joke... I said ROMATO ya know like tomato and Romano... And then they made it a ship... And I said "oh tomato soak me in your juices" and then this absolute fucking genius right here made that masterpiece" -@Cinna_Bodt_Roll plus this is gonna have some smut in it Roma x Tomato

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One shots for the MPHFPC ship enorace I will take requests

Fanfiction, AU. There are four pieces to this (each its own ship (Spamano, Gerita, USUK, Prucan)) and I would like to know which part you want continued. The winning piece will get its own story, apart from this intro. All fluff, I don't really do smut/lemons. ((I don't own the cover, just the stories. I am a writer, but at the moment I can't draw to save my life...))

"I'm trying to protect you from hurting yourself, you drunk idiot!" Lukas stormed forward. His patience had run out, and he'd had enough of this conversation. "I'm trying to protect you from falling in love!" That should have been enough to start a full-blown fist fight, which Lukas was more than prepared for. He stomped to a sharp halt, his body only inches from Mathias's. The Danish man, however, must have gotten the answer he was looking for. A needle of shock pierced his chest when the wildfire in Mathias's expression diminished. He suddenly felt very large in comparison to his downtrodden companion, whose posture and fiery disposition died out like the Roman Empire. Mathias side-stepped out from between the car and the Norwegian who cornered him. Cautiously, Lukas watched as he rounded the car and stopped only when he stood outside of the passenger door. He laid his palms flat across the top of the vehicle and sighed. "Alright, Nor. Just take me home."

|Highest Ranking: 129 in Humor| Hai! Read the title, and Sadly I don't own Hetalia, if I did wouldn't be here,so, yeah! Thank you @AristocraticLilGirl For everything! Ich Liebe Dich all of you, and Shine Bright Like a Doistu! BAI!!

So I decided to look through my third grade writing notebook.