"Deck the halls with balls of toenails, fa-la-la-la-la, I hate your beard." "I don't have a beard." "I know. It's pathetic." A jolly AU where Harry is an elf-in-training who quits his job and moves to London after the Elder Elves cancel Christmas in the North Pole. He plans to stay in London after that...but he decides to save his favorite holiday instead. And he may or may not enlist the help of his favorite human and full-time scrooge, Louis. ❄ Winner of a 2016 Watty for HQ Love

A sort of Bonnie and Clyde AU series with A/B/O thrown in the mix. Warnings: Criminal AU, Gay Smut and mentions of mpreg, Mpreg, Bottom!Louis, Top!Harry, Pregnant!Louis, Ziam, Bottom!Zayn, Top!Liam, Omega!Louis, Omega!Zayn, Alpha!Harry, Alpha!Liam, Beta!Niall. Louis Tomlinson/Harry Styles Louis Tomlinson/Original Male character Zayn Malik/Liam Payne Niall Horan/ Original Female Character

"But we all know I can make anyone fall in love with me." "Anyone huh?" Louis nodded. "Well let's make this interesting with a bet. I bet you that I can make you find someone who won't fall in love with you." "Do you know who yet? Stanley looked around until his eyes landed on someone. "Yes." "Who?" "Harry Styles." ---------- Harry is quiet. He never stirs trouble. He doesn't want to cause anymore problems in his already-ruined family. He doesn't have friends because he doesn't want people to know how bad his life is. Louis is the typical pampered rich boy with a large penis. He would literally shove that thing in any one to feel something. Anything. He enjoyed being loved, but could never seem to love back. So when a bet is made, Louis has to make Harry fall in love with him. Harry make Louis feel things without having to have meaningless sex. It was only a simple bet. © larrywanks

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. Or nowadays, a husband. "I could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine." Text copyright © 2015 by kosmicgirl.

AU The Dog and Armed Swat Team unite to bust open one of the most active and dangerous terrorism rings in Britain. When Louis gets wounded during a bust, Harry and their team have to race against time to find out if they have a rogue cop amongst them. Please note that chapter 9 (Ambush) contains mature scenes and has been automatically set as 'private' for readers by Wattpad. I cannot change this - sincerest apologies - but that means if you want to read/see that chapter then you have to friend me or whatever it's called here. Feel free to unfriend/unfollow after that chapter, I'll take no offence.

Harry the virgin Duke of Somerset knows little of love, while Louis the sly Duke of Warwick knows too much. When the two dukes come together for the Bilsdale fox hunt in Yorkshire, Harry finds himself drawn into Louis' bed. But when secrets from Louis' dark past come to light, Harry fears that the fox isn't the only one being hunted.

"So this is my new secretary?" Mr.Styles asked, raising one of his eyebrows. "Yes." The now ex-secretary replied. Mr. Styles frowned, giving Louis a once over, "I was expecting...someone...I don't know, better?" "Excuse me, Mr.Rude, I will be the one managing your schedules from now on so you might want to watch your tongue."

I went to Brazil wishing to hook up with as many straight men as I could find but a gay tourist with a nice butt was all I got.