in which a day care worker emails a little girl's father. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

sequel to 'the boy with the white eyes'.

daddy!michael has trouble keeping baby clifford quiet.

Calum is gay. So his mom sends him to a Christian camp to "turn him straight." But honestly, quite the opposite happens after Calum meets his highly attractive and cuddly counselor, Luke. ***COVER BY FangirlOTP***

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

"What, are you like an axe murder or something?", luke chuckled. I just laughed too, because he had no fucking clue. #207 in fanfiction ::: 9/25/15 [ lowercase intended ] cover by bbg @arcticpeters copyright; brighteyedirwin

She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.

"Get in loser we're going to college"

On Wednesdays we wear plaid.