Lazy town... A beautiful, peaceful, sporty town in the middle of nowhere. What a great place for a vacation-- or for running away from responsibilities! One way or another, you found yourself on the outskirts of the place. Okay so a while ago I went back and changed it all because it was awful now it's less awful. Enjoy.

"As a child you were left for skags nearby a Bandit camp, and instead of peeling your flesh off and roasting your baby skin over a hot fire, the Bandits sheltered you...After a very heated argument, and a vicious fight (because bandits love fresh baby flesh), a bandit named Crawford raised you as his own. It is out of the ordinary for such barbaric beings to host such an innocent infant. You have been told that you are a magical child, a product of a witch and a warlock, and others say that you are a nobody. You have always been the talk of town amongst the bandits and company. Although you aren't of pure Bandit blood, you took an oath at age 15 to never betray Bandithood, thus making you eligible for the position of Princess. There are major bandit leaders like Bad Maw, Captain Flynt, and Midgemong, but they're all dead now. Historically, there has never really been a woman who has stepped up to be a leader amongst the bandits, and it has always been your dream to set that path." Handsome Jack x Reader (basically)