luke makes erotic home videos and post them on tumblr ashton just so happens to stumble upon them, every night - a smutty love story - (smut! graphic description of sexual acts! cross dressing! strong language!)

Just another entirely cliche Cinderella story.

Ashton Fletcher Irwin, son of duke Tomas Irwin, is supposed to marry this year. Suitors are lining up, coming from the farthest corners of the country. He does not want to marry though, and when in a fit of rage he catches sight of a kitchen boy, he thinks he might know why. But the middle ages are hard and Ashton finds himself having to protect the reticent boy from lips that lack chasteness, religion, revenge and sometimes even himself.

Luke is an alien obsessed nerd. He doesn't mind because aliens are really cool. He thinks they are real. He just doesn't know how real they are, until he meets one. Or Luke is a alien obsessed nerd, and Calum just so happens to be a real live alien.

grapes plus talking to a best friend who's shit crazy for fluff results to an out of this world book, well kind of.

This one is not that cringy, you can read it without me wanting to rip my hair off Love is a human feeling Humans are dangerous Muke boyxboy Annie❤