This is written in a pesterlog chat style. It has staging, for example: *she hugged him tightly* This is not a happy story where everything is ok. This may make you cry.. dont hate me xD This was actually a real chat over a website..... unsupported.msparp.com

Based off of the song from the CD Cherubim. Calliborn hates Caliope. So, one night he sneaks into her room. Warnings inside, trigger warning, reader beware, written by a sleepy author, story is better than summary, I promise.

John Egbert is just an average kid. He doesn't do anything out of the ordinary--nothing weird, nothing that outstanding. Just like any other kid you would see walking around. One day, John is sent a letter from Sburb Academy, a famous high school that is most well-known for its amazing technological program. He was really excited, and he set off almost instantly. However, when he stepped foot inside the Academy, he is greeted with a horrifying, despair-inducing surprise that would turn his whole world upside-down. That first step is what will change his entire life forever.

In an alternate universe not long ago... Four friends stumble upon a peculiar download link for the game of SBURB. They all know the consequences of playing it, but the likelihood of it being the game that allows you to create another universe-the real deal? Fat chance. However, by the time the girls realize that it really does cause the downfall of the Earth, it's too late. Now, they have no choice but to enter the game and recreate the universe that they accidentally destroyed. (DISCLAIMER: I do not own Homestuck, Andrew Hussie does. The only things I own are the art, the story, and most of the characters. Some of the characters are my friends' OC's.)

John is a total geek with no friends. Dave is a total cool kid, people worship every step he takes. But what if an unlikely friendship blossoms...or maybe, an unexpected romance (WARNING JOHNDAVE HOMESTUCK PAIRING YAOIS AND EVENTUAL SMUT MAYBE...) mute!davejohn enjoy!~ {DISCONTINUED}

You know that quote: "You didn't recognize me when I was here, don't give me any recognition when I'm gone." Well that applies to my situation. Although it'd be great if it were: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." But that'd be ironic.