√Book 1 of "The Cursed Witch Series" "Who are you and where did you came from?" "You're not gonna believe me, I am you mother" Then Ciel gave me the most confused look I'v ever seen making me burst into laugh "I'm just messin' with you, I'm from the future." "You're crazy" "Right back'ya" Midnight Steinfield is a 17 year old, weird, freak, sassy and a one hell of a witchcraft user who accidentally thrown herself and suck into a world where her bestfriend's favorite book became real, the Kuroshitsuji world. Different Adventures, Different Arguements, Different Laughters. Let's found out how Midnight turn their world upside down and how she brought changes in their life. A Journey to Kuroshitsuji World @Alright Reserve 2015 -Time set: in Book of Circus-

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Zodiac stuff from internet but mostly tumblr though. I honestly have no idea why you clicked this but well thanks for clicking and enjoy!

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

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I was and I mean WAS a normal teenage girl going on twenty. Who loved all the normal things in life, sleeping in (most definitely not a early bird), food, manga&anime. Black Butler being my favourite, the first one that had really caught my attention and managed to keep it. I would imagine being in that world but I would be different, not a full fledged demon as such but different. I just had no idea it would actually happen...when would I fall into it? At the beginning? The middle? The end? Or even after the end? Either way my life will never be the same again.... (Disclaimer- I do not own any of the Black Butler characters only my own which you will have to find out during the story :) also DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE SECOND SEASON~)

Evangeline Rose Smith is a rude, stubborn, and tomboyish girl that Ciel Phantomhive and Sebastian Michaelis have agreed to take in and turn into a lady. However, as soon as 'Vangie' is welcomed into the Phantomhive manor, pranks, insults, and trouble ensue. Evangeline has no intention of changing herself to fit expectations, and Ciel has no intention of loosing to a four foot nine shrimp (even though he's really not much taller.) But as Ciel Phantomhive and his famed butler get closer to winning, strange murders and occurances surrounding Miss Evangeline herself start to make them question her antics; Who exactly is this Evangeline anyways? Why are certain people so interested in her? And really... Why all the insolence?! (Second place winner in 2013 Kuroshitsuji watty awards in the Ciel category! Thanks guys!) EDIT: Hi, Matti here. Just a little heads up, this story is super old and contains a lot of views I had when I was a LOT younger. Please understand that my views and opinions have changed quite a bit since I first started writing, as well as my abilities as an author. With that in mind, read on if you dare.