[social media ❦ crack fic] zayn randomly decides to prank text his number neighbor during quarantine because there's nothing better to do. who knew his number neighbor would be so hot? bottom!harry as always ❦ [disclaimer: harry is older than zayn] ꒰ ⑅ on hiatus ꒱ ˖♡

Harry wants Louis and Louis just wants to get high.

Louis is the popular football player, there’s nothing he wants he can’t get. He wants Harry, but Harry is not impressed. (Where Harry gets to wear Louis’ letterman jacket, with a scowl on his face, whilst being secretly pleased about it)