Hilarious things SpongeBob says in his TV show!

(Inspired by the story "What if FairyTail had Facebook?") Kevin Rodney, on a typical night watching over Fazbear's Fright, left his laptop and his phone in the office by mistake the week after the scary attraction has opened. What exactly happened? The FNaF animatronics now have access to the #1 website people used at the time: Facebook. You all ask: But wait! There's only the phantoms and Springtrap and the place burned down! This is my book! I control what happens here, so stop b*tching! Sorry about that to those reading this since people complained in my other FNaF-related stories. Another question you may ask: How can the animatronics get onto Facebook when they only have is a phone and a laptop with identical chargers? Because other people left their phones there without realizing. Other than that, if you want to snoop in and wonder what they post, start reading! i hope you enjoy this! ;)