Hey, my names Atlantiana Rebekah Loren (but everyone calls me Tiana or just plain Tiaa). I am a 16 year old girl and I live in Forks, Washington! My hair is long and pale like spun gold and skims to my waist like a pale shimmering amber mist. My eyes are deep forgetminot blue and my delicate fentures are lilly white a...
Donald Trump has never had a heart. Rumor has it that someone stole it when he was in his teens. Since then, he has always been a complete asshole. But everything changes when he meets a female, more straight then any other heterosexual out there. Her name was Ferrari Annabeth Lee Anderson Jones.
can you win his love ???? can you beat the lasagna ???
I'm Max Caulfield, and I'm an everyday hero. Now, you may think this is your typical white-girl with superpowers and less than average breast size that somehow catches the interest of the white-boy jock, most popular boy of the school, and saves the planet from exploding or whatever. First of all, I'm gay as fuck so t...
When a girl named Georgia is destined to marry Shrek, she needs to find a way to escape her post-apocalyptic world and prove to the world that inside Shrek lurks a sweet, nice man. With the struggles of a vengeful Farquaad, and many lies and false stories, Georgia is forced to decided between killing, or possibly bei...
Recently, an ancient book has been uncovered. Along with that book, a forgotten religion was also dug up. Shrekism. Follow along with me, Pope Brown, as I recover the tarnished pages of our loved religion. Every day, new pages of our Shrekian bible are recovered, so stay in tune. And remember, Shrek is love, Shrek...
Blue Wiggle, Red Wiggle, Yellow Wiggle, and Purple Wiggle just living their wiggly lives to the fullest.
Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?
John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.
[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
A romantic, thrilling, and dashing story that proves that there is no greater bond between a man and there exterminator.
