Just random funny pics I found on the internet

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

JEAN X MARCO YAOI Attack on Titan/ Shingeki no Kyojin OfreakingTP When Jean hits an all time low, a new found friend rescues him and quickly becomes a lover. Then, jealousy hits and tragedy strikes. Who will stay?

⋆ Uta no Prince-Sama Fanfiction ⋆ Former Title: Let Me Heal Your Wounds ⋆ Pairings: Various Male Uta no Prince-Sama Characters x Female Reader ✾ They were nothing but simple, those words you have uttered, yet my heart cannot help but flutter. ❝You accidentally scraped your knee?! If it's too painful, please tell me! Here, let me carry you, then we will bandage it right away, okay?❞ I had longed to hear their voices once more. But when I did, they were not for me like before. ❝Try to calm yourself. We're almost there. We will bandage it up soon.❞ ❝Thank you...! I was supposed to finish composing a song for you guys, but I hurt myself.❞ ❝Don't worry about it, Nanami! Don't push yourself too hard. Let's stop the bleeding first, okay?❞ ✾ Oh, my beloved dear, I had nothing to fear when you were here. But now, it is clear that I am nothing but a part of your forgotten year. Just like our journey to our happily ever after, that old miss has long gone to a deep slumber. Would you place a kiss upon my lips to wake the former me, or would you instead run towards the sunset together with your new beauty?

This book is now completed, unless you have any love poem ideas, share them , and i will write them, i will also dedicate the poems to the people who gave me the idea. I love you all, and I hope you love this book!

SNAP, a multinational celeb TV show and magazine, is the holy grail for Maxie Gwenoch. When she snags the job as managing editor, she’s looking for fame, fortune and Jimmy Choos. What she finds is a media empire owned by Baron Kandesky and his family. A family of vampires. They’re European, urbane, wealthy and mesmerizing. And when she meets Jean-Louis, vampire and co-worker, she’s a goner. The Kandesky vampire family rose in Hungary centuries ago. They gave up violence and killing to make a killing on the world’s commodities markets and with that beginning they built SNAP, an international celebrity multimedia empire. Now cultured…and having found food substitutes for killing…they’ve cornered the world market for celebrity and gossip journalism. They haven’t fully left the past behind. Their Hungarian neighbors and rival vampire clan, the Huszars are starting to ramp up attacks, maybe looking to start a war to take over all the Kandeskys have built. Maxie believes she’s found her ultimate career. She doesn’t realize that she’s found a family feud like none other, a centuries-old rivalry between vampire families, with her as the linchpin. Bells ring with Jean-Louis, but she doesn’t realize they’re alarm sirens until she learns that Jean-Louis is second in command of the Kandeskys…but by then it’s too late.

☆First place in Anime Wattys Awards☆ Prince Izana's relationship were very good with long lost kingdom Aquamarine, which was build on the seas of Marine, Very very far away from Clarines. After certain circumstances the king gets sick and he makes one of his trusted people a temporary king and sends his only daughter to his best and trusted friend prince Izana. While the little princess stays at the castle she develops some feelings for Ryu. Princess's mother, Queen Irebella was murdered when she was five. The king get sick due to poisoning and dies too. The princess is shocked but decides that she wont rest until she avenges her father and mother. The princess sets off to find clues and investigates the case of her father's death. Along way she also finds the murderer of her mother. Join the princess in this mystery of the killer of the royal family. Highest ranking #1 in akagami no shirayukihime #1 in ryu

Three lonely years has passed since Sakura Haruno last seen her long-time crush. And after Sasuke left the village, he finally came back for an unknown reason. With him, still ignoring the pinkette, Sakura suddenly woke up to realization: That Sasuke will NEVER have feelings for her, nor be concerned about her very being... or so she thought. As time passed by, memories of their happy childhood faded while hatred grew in her heart for the raven. He left her again, but she couldn't care less this time. "You are not worth it." as she would quote him to be. Six more months later, his heart finally yearns for hers. But for Sakura, her heart is now as hard stone after everything he did to her. Will he find a way to win her back and live a peaceful and loved-filled life, he longs for? Or will he just be another mistake in her forgotten past? What if, an enemy suddenly emerges from the shadows and takes her away? Hearts will beat. Hatred will be the upperhand. Love, will never be the same.

In the Medieval Era, King Bonsalt made a peace contract with two other kings and these three haved all the continent under their control. One day her daughter, the princess was kidnapped, raped and killed by one of the kings, King Bonsalt blamed King Ruthworth for the kidnaping and killing of her daughter. Two "wonderful, smartest and powerful" heroes were sent to defeat King Ruthworth and his kingdom but, what will occur after that?