It had been a long day at work for you. A hard day, in fact. You needed a way to relax. And your lover knows just how to do that.

Homestuck

HELLO AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.