They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

When Victoria 'Tori' Peige found out that Zachary Anderson was the reason for all of her bestfriend's past break-ups, she knew she had to step in and make a move. Even if it was against her will, Ms. goody-goody asked Zach to be her boyfriend. Little did Tori know that Zach only agreed because he wanted to use her in order to get to her bestfriend. But what would happen when the relationship that started out with lies and deceit turn into something...real?

Disaster strikes a peaceful town when a bad girl arrives. Cara Jonson, loves to create havoc where ever she goes. She finds trouble and trouble finds her. She has a troubled past that made her who is she today. But it made her stronger than ever before. Ryan Ashford, the resident bad boy of the town. Practically rules it. Everyone fears him. And he loves it. What happens when the two clash? Pure disaster. But maybe. A bad girl and a bad boy isn't too bad together. Things change.

Eva Ella Heathcliff is a girl with no feelings only for her Gang (she is the leader). She wont hesitate to pull the trigger to kill you if you mess with her. She is ruthless. Badass. A killer machine. But once she was a sweet girl. she was kind but it all changed when her parents died. And her brother and the popular group started bulling her in her sophomore year. Now she is back and she is ready to take revenge on the ones that hurt her. She well never be the sweet girl that well start crying if you pick on her. NOW she well break your hand if you touch her. Lets say that the popular group and her brother well take a BIG surprise when they discover that ruthless new girl is Ella Eva Heathcliff.

Meet alexis hunter she's your typical badass. She smokes drinks and most of all parties she has the whole bad girl image. She is forced to stay with her dad again so alexia has to go back to her old town to find out that all of her friends are completely different and have moved on. Meet Asher Carter he is your typical bad boy and ex bestfriend of alexis. But what happens when they meet again and she is a total badass. ®all rights reserved

"Princess, why do you keep running from your feelings for me?" He ask me. I turn around. "Because you make me feel like its just you and me in our own world. You make my reality seem like a nightmare. I love my life and you are making me want more." I move closer to Xavier. "You make me feel loved. Something that I never really felt before." With that I peck his lips fast and then turn around. I run to get away from a feeling that I never felt before...true love... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I really suck at writing that ⬆⬆⬆ But check the book out it is actually really good. Btw slow updates

Lucy isn't an ordinary gang leader. Most gang leaders are boys but she was an exception. She's a strong and independent girl and a powerful leader. Lucy was an orphan, abandoned by her parents. One day, she got lost and kidnapped. The person who kidnapped her was a drug dealer/tester. He tried to test an unknown substance on her until her "father" rescues her. Her "father" is an infamous gang leader. After the rescue, Jon, her father started training her. Taught her how to be cold blooded, and how to protect herself and the other important skills. As time progressed, she improved her skills and since Lucy was young when she first began practicing and learning, she is now extraordinarily talented at handling guns and many other weapons. As she has grown up and sent to school, she meet this boy. This boy is a gang leader too. Somehow they fall in love. They got into a fight and hurt each other. Will their love end? Will Lucy go with the other gang leaders? Read more for many plot twists and heart racing cliffhangers! *A/N: please keep in mind that i wrote this book around 4-5 years ago, i'm trying to edit and fix grammar and spelling mistakes but i might have missed a few, plus i'm not finished with fixing the whole book so this book is under HEAVY construction, thank you and please be patient. march 31, 2020.

Highest rank: #1 in good girl turned bad You know your typical nerdy/geeky highschool girl that every school has You know , glasses, wear saggy clothes, hair is really thin in a pony tail or a messy bun, ya well that just describes Crystal May. You know the typical "Girl pretends to be a nerd at school but in secret she is a popular street fighter who never lost a fight and her parents are like a really big known people, ya it's "that" kind of story, but also completely different ,you get what i mean Any way there are really juicy parts to this story ,so just read and stay tuned, i am not that good of a writer , so please don"t judge if parts are a little ,well you know .

She's a badass.She's crazy,chatty and outgoing. She goes to parties and get drunk. Her parents are dead. She lives alone and she has her parents' money because they were rich. But when she moves to a new town she goes to school undercover as a nerd. She don't want other people to know that she is rich and don't want fake friends. She is nerd by day and badass by night. This is Nevaeh Adams. Meet Aiden Collins.He's a player, the popular guy and the quaterback. He gets everything and everyone he want. But when he discovers this small nerd's dirty little secret he starts to want her. What will happen with this two?? Read the story and find out..

He pulls me fiercely to his chest and I hug him back. He pulls away after what seems like an eternity and I reluctantly let him go. I realize what I'm doing and try to move away but he catches my hand pulling me close to him again. He stares into my eyes and I am left in a trance. ''You are a drug Samantha. The one that I don't want to get rid of,'' He breathes near my ear with seriousness. I close my eyes and relish his warmth. ''I am not the one for you Xavier. We are not meant to be.'' I say stuttering wishing I didn't have to say this. ''I don't care. Because I know you are the only one for me. I'll fight the world if that is what it takes to be with you.'' He says hooking his arm around my waist. I gasp as he draws me closer and leans in, his lips inches away from mine. Samantha Collins is a lively girl.Always smiling and laughing. But she isn't the 'all-happy' girl she pretends to be. She has her past trying to get back into her life and her present is agonizingly painful. She has lost all hopes. She thinks she is incapable of love but destiny has other plans. Xavier West is hot, smart, handsome and everything a girl would want in a guy. When he first sees Samantha,he only irritates her because he finds her different. But when he gets knows the actual Samantha Collins,he feels something he has has never felt before. He is drawn to her just like a moth to a flame. But with Samantha's guard always on, its difficult to break in! Will they both fall for each other?And if yes- is the past that haunts Samantha every now and then ready to let her go? And what if Xavier has his own share of mysteries? Follow Samantha and Xavier on a journey with fights,pranks,struggles and romance. And though the chapters say they are edited, they are not really edited kinda edited so excuse that for now! Editing has already begun! I am editing 3 chapters a day so thanks for being patient! Happy reading:-) Highest Ranking #3 in Teen Fiction!