Warning: Cringe and trauma ahead. Proceed with caution. (Beware of SPOILERS as well!) Do you ever stare out the window, gazing into the far distance with your mind blank and suddenly think to yourself, "Wow! I'd love to feel my heart shatter upon hearing an awful DanganRonpa joke that makes light of my favorite characters' deaths!" ...No? You don't? Well, that's too bad! You'll be getting exactly that in this book. Get ready to read some of the worst DanganRonpa-based puns, pick up lines, scenarios, and more! These jokes will hopefully inspire at least an annoyed groan that lowers your faith in humanity. Brace yourself, because these all come with a slight trigger warning. Enjoy! If you can... || While the majority of these jokes are my own, some are taken directly from the Internet. All content belongs to their respectful owners. ||

Yeee! I wanted to do a story where all my otps are :3 Ships in this story: Alphyne, Papyton, Friskriel and Toriel x Asgore. You guys can leave ideas if ya want :3 Oh and Asriel was saved by Frisk giving him a part of her soul. (FRISK IS A GIRL IN THIS STORY!) Ages cause why not: Frisk & Asriel: 15 Alphys: 21 Undyne: 23 Papyrus: 20 Mettaton: 23 Toriel: 32 Asgore: 35 Sans: 25 SORRY IF I MISSED ANYONE OUT! ENJOY PEOPLE!

As Frisk leaves the Ruins, Toriel goes to where she first met Frisk. When she gets there, she meets another human, but it's not what you expect.