"my names daniel howell." "that's a lovely name. do your friends call you dan?" "well, you see, i don't have many friends." "well dan, you have one now." (joker!phil - harley!dan) based off numerous batman centered video games/fan fictions and movies. i am a slut for anything dc or marvel related im so sorry NOT inspired by suicide squad.

"I'll be your home." "You already were to begin with."

Dan Howell is not a happy person. He relies on any type of high to get him through each day and he's never been in love with any girl he's dated. His parents want him to marry his girlfriend of two years, but he can't bring himself to marry someone he doesn't love, and who doesn't love him. He meets a man named Phil. Phil is so great, and has a lot in common with Dan. You'd think they'd be the perfect couple after they hit it off after only a day of knowing each other and become fast friends. Too bad they're both straight. Too bad his job causes him to lie to Phil perpetually. Too bad his feelings cause him to lie to Phil constantly. Can you look anyone in the eye and tell them you love them when you're lying about who you are? How long can you live on lies before everything falls apart? //Gay slang : Extensive Drug and Alcohol usage : mentions of depression and suicide : extensive strong language : Explicit sexual content

SEQUEL TO ALIVE Phil's life is in shambles. A third year university student, he lives a less-than-extraordinary life: ignoring calls from his ex-best-friend, working in a local shop, and sleeping around to forget the one thing always on his mind: Dan Howell. TW: language, sexual content, drug mentions ENTIRELY WRITTEN FROM PHIL'S POV

!!2009!! SMUTTIER THAN MY SOUL (may trigger people but eh.) Dan Howell: A reserved, loner, realist. Phil Lester: A close minded, sexualized, ignoramus. When Dan and Phil first meet during housing, Dan instantly hates his remiss attitude. He distanced himself immediately. Dan hates the idea of such a petty prick in his school, he hates the entire idea of Phil's existence. And he definitely hates the fact Phil took the number 1 spot for Dawvine, the specific spot Dan had his eye on. The worst part is, it looks like Phil has a crush on him. (its better than it looks promise.)

"Phil... I'm depressed" "Oh my god, me too! I get so down in the dumps sometimes it's ju-" "No. Phil. I have depression" "Oh." ~ triggers: -self harm (cutting) -depression + depressing thoughts -suicidal thoughts + suicide -gay slurs + other derogatory words -abuse -alcohol addiction -rape -murder ~ #144 in Fanfiction ~ completed - 25/9/16

*Requests closed and no longer wtiting* Random Phan oneshots that I write! (Usually around midnight) Nothing above heated kisses. But many oneshots do involve two males in a relationship/kissing, so if you're not in to that stuff, just don't read it.

(Warning, self-harm and violence.) Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been through a lot of bad things in their sixteen years of living, things that will scar them forever, mentally and physically. When they find each other they feel happy together, but things get worse. The thing that they want to know is.. was their relationship a blessing or a curse?

TRIGGER WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS MENTIONS OF RAPE, SELF INJURY, DEATH AND ATTEMPTED SUICIDE. Can Dan save Phil? Phil is suicidal and Dan is the only one who's there for him. Can he alone save Phil?

Dan and Phil are much homo.