A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair of her glasses from my f/c bag. "ThAnKs" Velma said. I had to go because I was late for a meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said goodbye to my friends and carried on walking down the street. I looked up at the beautiful blue sky and saw something quite peculiar... It was a man, he was flying with wings of what looked like a flightsuit... with only wings of a flightsuit... Oh no, imma fail no nut November _WARNING MIGHT HAVE SMUT IM NOT SURE YET IM WRITING THIS AS IT GOES ALONG SO LIKE HAVE FUN I GUESS_

Micheal Jackson finally meets his youtuber crush at the close by Walmart. Will MICHEAL JACKSON AND JAMES CHARLES BECOME ONE PERSON -- 1𝟼+ 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍

[ self insert , duolingo owl x reader ] " It appears that you've missed your daily Japanese lesson . You know what happens now . " The noises outside your window got louder , and louder ! Then suddenly , the door opened . " I should have expected you to forget about me as well . . . " ׂׂׂׂૢ་༘࿐ top ranks : # 242 - joke - 8.23.19 # 37 - duo - 8.23.19 # 10 - duolingo - 8.23.19 ׂׂׂׂૢ་༘࿐ p . s : 10 k reads for chapter 7 : )

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