My first kiss went a little like this..~ _____ Just a little fluffy thing in honor of the movie and this passed Valentine's Day~ Hope you enjoy ^^

You were walking alone when suddenly a man grabs you and takes you to the alley, who will save you now...?

You aren't used to the quietness of the city streets at night. Actually, the streets weren't supposed to be that quiet. You had the suggestively large amount of traffic, but you didn't hear a lot of noise. This is until you meet Wade. WADE: Author, can I have my own speech bubble~? MYSELF: no Wade. What have I told you? WADE: will you at least begin writing now? MYSELF: yes Wade, I was just about to.

Hey guys!! It's Deadpool! The author is being totally awesome and writing a love story about ME! I hope you're excited! She said that she appreciates any input you have on this story and constructive criticism is welcome, as long as you're not an asshole about it which I doubt. Especially since you guys a super awesome because you're actually taking the time to read this! She would also like to tell you that the swearing in here may not be excessive, but she does like to get creative with her threats and insults, so be warned. *Picks up phone and dials number* Hello? Yeah, um can you just talk to them? I can't keep talking off of the paper you wrote for me. What? Aww, but it's soo boooooriiinggg!!! *Shoots self in head* ~Moments later~ *Gets back on phone* YES! Thank you! I'm going to take a nap now. BYE GUYS! The author is here and she's going to pick up where we left off. Yaay! Hi guys! My name is Miranda and I'm so excited to write this story for you guys so, here you go!

You just needed a job...now you have to deal with a cranky old lady and a killer.

Y/N was a normal teenage (like 18, not underage unless you want to her to be ;p) girl but when she met Wade her life changed forever, instead of going to school, she went to Wade's apartment, instead of hanging with her friends she hung with Wade, which she soon discovered was the infamous Deadpool. ~A/N~ So this is only my 2nd serious/un-serious fan fiction i have ever written so please go easy on me, there shouldn't be any spelling errors but if there is please feel free to tell me, and i always have lots of writers block so give me ideas!

You meet in the dog park lets start from there shall we

Oh boy! What a long hiatus! Time for some intense action and tragic love!

Just another ReaderxGeneric Hero everyone wants to date. Expect language like fuck, tits, and more!