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Sugar Daddy House lyrics by NickDominates by egirlproblems
Sugar Daddy House lyrics by NickDominates
egirlproblems
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The lyrics to Nickdominates parody of dollhouse.
Cupcake Kisses by pialikesfood
Cupcake Kisses
pialikesfood
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  • Parts 23
They were never supposed to fall in love. In fact, they were probably never even supposed to meet. But life does that sometimes; it brings you someone who unexpectedly turns your world upside down. For Ella, it all began on the last day of summer, in a small bakery on the edge of town. With three teenage boys, a plastic knife and a rocketship birthday cake. lol I'm not dead guys
Vanilla by leigh_
Vanilla
leigh_
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"Not just a flavour, but a way of life." When seventeen-year-old Flo Kennedy is forced to up sticks and trade her life in London for a sleepy seaside town on the south coast, she's anything but excited. Walden-on-Sea could win awards for being Britain's dullest town, and with a population consisting almost entirely of over sixties, teenagers are an endangered species. Silently struggling with her parents' death and separation from her sister, Flo's convinced she's in for the worst summer of her life. But when she meets the guy in the ice cream shop, things start to change. It's not long before she lands herself a job, a new set of friends and maybe even the beginnings of first romance. For the first time in several years, she's happy. But Flo knows all too well that things can't stay perfect forever, and after all, being on top of the world only gives you further to fall.
Stars by republicans
Stars
republicans
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  • Parts 12
❝ They watched the stars, night after night ❞ { Watty 2015 Winner Copyright © republicans. All Rights Reserved }
The Cell Phone Swap by DoNotMicrowave
The Cell Phone Swap
DoNotMicrowave
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  • Parts 49
Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. But when identities are revealed and secrets are exposed, will Keeley's feelings remain? Available in bookstores now! Look for it under its new title, TEXTROVERT.
Sleepwalker by humored
Sleepwalker
humored
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  • Parts 26
When the quiet girl in Clayton Hugh's chemistry class comes knocking on his door at five in the morning barely covered up in her little pajamas, inattentive, and drooling like crazy, he has no choice but to take her inside. But once Lucy Walker wakes up inside a room she has never seen before wearing an over-sized t-shirt and gym shorts, you can imagine the pure panic setting in her. The subtle addition of Clayton entering the room shirtless doesn't help much either. After three years of fawning over him, leave it up to her sleepwalking to finally get Clayton Hugh to notice her.
In Over My Head by diuretic
In Over My Head
diuretic
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  • Parts 18
Autumn Millman has an opinion for just about anything. She also notices every little thing that happens around her. And she gets it. She understands why things happen the way they do. For a 16 year old, she has such an extraordinary mindset, but just like every other teenager, she still struggles to find her place in this world. Enter Noah Grayson, a childhood "friend" but also the most popular and attractive boy in her grade that that can't seem to do anything but invade her and her love life, and things get more complicated than ever. In this book, Autumn learns to deal with heart break and hopelessness and even a discovery about herself that might change her life forever, but she also learns that being an overthinker and having a little more imagination than the average person in this world may not be so bad after all...
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓ by arcticstars
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
arcticstars
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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!
The Lonely King | Ongoing [New Edition] by shevvie
The Lonely King | Ongoing [New Edition]
shevvie
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"Ignore their stares, they do nothing but remind you that you are alive." When Alexandra Knight was offered a rare scholarship to attend the most prestigious boarding school in Europe, she didn't have to think twice before accepting it. It doesn't take long for her schoolmates to notice that she is different from them, and Alexandra quickly becomes the centre of attention when she runs, quite literally, into the most popular boy in school- just not in a good way. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • THE ROYALS SERIES, pt.1 Copyrighted.
Saving Elliot ✓ by northbynorth
Saving Elliot ✓
northbynorth
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Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.