Sierra is just a simple country girl. She works on her parent's dude ranch teachin' city slickers how to ride. Or in her opinion how to sit on the horse and look like they know how to ride. Everything is peaceful and fine until a certain british-irish boy band shows up. Now she has to take care of them for two and a half weeks and deal with crazed fans. But what will happen when Niall falls for her? Will they all stay friends? How will it work out when they leave?

“Is she dead? I think she’s dead,” someone said in a very, very British accent. “She’s not dead Louis, the doctors just gave her some medicine to make her sleep,” another boy’s voice said. “Do you think that’s her natural hair color?” a third voice asked. This one I could barely understand. There was a lilt to his voice that I just couldn’t put my finger on. “I don’t know Niall, why don’t you ask her when she wakes up?” someone replied sarcastically. Someone sighed, I was guessing Niall. “Her hair’s so, blond,” a boy said. “It’s okay Harry, we know you fancy blondes,” Louis said. “Just because I slept with that one blond girl does not mean I’m into blon-” “But she is pretty,” one of the voices said. I had lost track. “Yeah. She’s very pretty,” Harry murmured.

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

Fame. Some say it changes you, but he vowed it would never change him. He promised himself no matter how far he made it, he would stay himself, he would stay Zayn Malik. That was his promise, that was his oath to himself. Flash forwards, and he's on top of the world. He's got the fans, he's got the fame, and his name is all over the music world...but his promise is broken. Rude and inconsiderate, things start to lose meaning to him as he loses himself in the lights and cameras. On a stormy night in Texas, a plan is devised. One month. No fame. No fortune. No nothing. He will be forced to remember his promise, whether he wants to or not. Enter Ashley, a simple Texas girl dragged into all of Zayn's mess...by her brother. She wouldn't be doing it if she had a choice, looking after a spoiled British kid. Definitely not. A friendship is formed, beyond anything either of them knew before... but is it enough?