Guilty Pleasure. Final Fantasy VII Fanfic. Starts with birth of Sephiroth and OC Sathe who is raised by Vincent. Cloud isn't introduced for a long time. Elements of Crisis Core, FFVII, Advent Children and Dirge of Cerberus.

My name is Jasmine Clark and my life is set for a drastic change when Social Services learn of the neglect my mother inflicted on me after my father's untimely demise. I am taken away from my home and sent to live with an old friend of my father's; James Andersen, his wife, Lilly, and their seven sons. Living in a house with seven boys is no walk in the park, either. This is me, surviving the Andersen brothers.