They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

"Congratulations, Rachael Hills," Mark says, with an uncanny - almost evil - grin on his face, "You have just successfully died." ********** 16 year old Rachael Hills, a regular B-grade high school-er is met with a tragic accident on the eve of 2nd November at exactly 13 minutes and 9 seconds past eight. That's it, right? Now it's nothing but funeral arrangements, and strangers pretending to sigh over her 'sad loss'. But it's not quite over yet for Rachael. She wakes up in an alternate realm, the Elysium - the closest to heaven one can get. The most gorgeous utopia of dreams-come-true where she can spend eternity in. Literally. Oh, but that's not it either. Rachael is a Recruit, and she must be trained for a war to come. A war against humans. Immortality, is after all, a fate worse than death. // Highest Ranking - #6 in Science Fiction (15/02/2017) // // updates: CURRENTLY ON HOLD//

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Seven letters, seven confessions, seven clues. Elliot Parker has what he needs to find out who killed his best friend... But is he hunting down the killer? Or is the killer hunting him? ***** When Colton Crest returns, unharmed, to his small town after mysteriously disappearing for two months, his best friend Elliot Parker breathes a sigh of relief. But days later, on the night before graduation, Elliot finds Colton in the lake. Dead. And on the day of his funeral, Elliot finds a letter in his jacket pocket with four words that send him spiralling: I killed Colton Crest. There are six more letters to find, six more confessions about Colton, six more clues to uncover why he was murdered. Elliot has no choice but to play this sick scavenger hunt, and with each new revelation, he begins to question whether he really knew Colton - or anyone else in that little town of dark secrets. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Imagine living your life waiting for a single touch-a touch that will change everything. [Book #2 of the Soulmate Series] ©felicitate | 2015

She's a once in a life time kind of girl. #36| non-fiction| [10.3.17] cover by - @crookednights

this is the story of a girl named raine, who would fall for the silliest of things ☂ ☂ highest ranking: #eighty one in short story lowercase intended

a girl who calls herself 'angel' writes unsent letter to a guys who she loves this guy was like her sunshine, he made her happy even though his smiles were not meant for her also, 'angel' knows happy endings comes with a twist at times {lower case intended} All Rights Reserved ©

[FEATURED STORY] At school, they were nothing. At midnight, they were lovers. Because one minute after midnight... a rich girl and a boy who came from nothing found something they had in common. © 2014 All rights reserved | Short-Story #2 | Humour #25 |

[Previously known as Always.] Gracie Hyde is eighteen and hasn't been in a single relationship. She wants a taste of the drug called love and wants to belong to someone without losing herself. Alastair Kerr is tired of being with new girls every other day and wants to find the one special girl who'll be his forever, without snatching his self away from him. As all stories go, they fall in love. But as reality goes, love isn't all that easy. And there's this possibility, that stolen hearts can be broken too. ••• Written between May 2015 and August 2015. All rights reserved® Copyright with the author Highest Ranking: #1 in Teen Fiction

Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.