Bea( its pronounced bee)had a type, Assholes. They always seem nice but aren't. But in this case that's wrong at least until now. Zach wasn't the most popular boy in school but he was nice, funny & sweet, so when he asked Bea out she said yes. 2 months later it's date at Zach's parent less house. When Zach leads Bea into the house and down the shallow, damp, basement stairs, she looks back at him terrified. Then everything goes black.

The funniest, and also some dirty Pickup Lines you'll ever need.