Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

Riddley Black is the daughter of Regulous Black. she had been in Azkaban when she was six and Dumbledore freed her when she turned eleven. she was a death eater. now she is under close watch with the order of the pheonix or dumbledore when she attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.

⁑⁑⁑ EDITING AS OF MARCH 2019 ⁑⁑⁑ [Winner in the 2012 Watty Awards for Undiscovered Gems]: ★ Read at your own risk. There are major grammar issues, plot holes and probably some really annoying stuff in this book. If you want to read a story written when I was 12, then please proceed. Major editing in process. ★ Eighteen year old Victoria Green has been spending her life trying to mend everyone else's broken pieces back together - but what happens when they begin not to fit? A cheating , absent father with a much younger mistress, a distraught mother who cannot possibly take care of her emotionally damaged self and an unfamiliar new city is more than broken, it's a freaking disaster. A spur-of-the moment decision to pack up and move halfway across England to the small, quaint town of Doncaster in seek of a new life does nothing to piece back together the broken Green household. In an attempt to escape the Hell of her reality, Victoria begins to live vicariously through the older instant messaging website AIM. I mean, no one goes on that thing anymore, right? Wrong. When she meets someone under the name Singingforlife24, she begins to develop dangerous and unsolicited feelings for the person behind the strange, yet soothing username. Conversations that lasted a few short messages turns into an everyday occurrence and before she knows it, Victoria is falling hard for the stranger behind the username. Meeting the town's a**hole wasn't in her plans - nothing was. But as they always say - there's a thin line between love and hatred (of a jerk, that is). He Wasn't a Jerk Series (MUST be read in order): #1: He Wasn't a Jerk Online #2: He Wasn't a Jerk Before #3: He Wasn't a Jerk After All #4: He Wasn't a Jerk In The End

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

I am only fifteen...how could this happen to me? I am nerdy-straight 4.0 GPA, never smoked, never done drugs, never had a boyfriend, never had sex, never tasted alcohol, so why did he have to kidnap me? And how does One Direction fit into this mess?

Cassie is used to meeting the rich and famous; after all, she works at one of the most prestigious hotels in the country. But when some mysterious new guests check in to the hotel and Cas has to handle their room service, she meets 5 boys who accidentally change her life forever...

Her name was Eliza, Elly for short. She drove me just about mad; her very presence annoyed me to no end. She moved along with her family; the grotesque pig that lived next door was gone. Until she moved back two years later. Then everything just kind of...flipped.

нєℓℓσ!!! Lovely people of wattpad!!! Guess who is here? You guessed it right! A big Potterhead is here at your service (^_^) Well, well, well, now the question is that, why will you read this book? What is so special about it? The only special thing about this book is it can make you smile(^_^) Now, now, what is so special about smiles? Smile can add more years in your life!!! And your smile can make my day (^‿^✿) Don't you think it's enough? Then... Here are the other reasons (*^▽^*) This book will contain •All the fun facts about Harry Potter (from books and movies) •Jokes (in my language, 'rib ticklers') •Harry Potter from different point of views •Something different about Harry Potter Series (both books and movies). So...Potterheads, go ahead.You might discover something you didn't notice before or something you knew, but didn't think of it this way and this will surely make your ribs tickle (∩_∩) Mischief Managed（＾_・） ••••••• The beautiful cover is made by @aesthetic_illusions ❤