Hufflepuff the Useless. Slytherin the Evil. The two shunned houses that stick together have three rules. 1.Do not touch the other Puffs, or we will murder you. 2. Do not shun the Snakes, or we will eat you alive. 3. If you're friends with a member of the other house, don't let anything come before them. Not even house rivalry. And Giles Odell, yes, that means even house rivalry with an annoying Gryffindor. Wait. He insulted who? Okay, kick his ass.

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