i am so sorry, animal crossing villagers. **kids, look away**

This is a crack ship made by avitalshtap on TikTok that I helped name (my tik tok is @starlingskys) and so I decided to write a fanfic about it cuz I really like the ship. Don't take this too seriously lol. Avitalshtap also did the cover art too (thank you for letting me use it 😊)

Thicc Mommy Celty

Becky is a 14 year old whose parents died in a car crash. One day, Jacob Saggytits comes and adopts her. What happens when they fall in love and have butt sex! (I used bad grammar and shit on purpose for the first few chapters so don't attack me 😤)

Shrek rex dankey

Your undying thirst for a worm on a string has had you crazy for weeks. You decide to take action and get what you want. #47 in iwanttodie 12/25/19 #560 in crack HELL YEAH 6/29/19 #5 in worm on a string 😩👌🏼💦 12/14/19

Title says it all. Enjoy!

A comment chain that spiraled out of whack, ever since someone commented something about shitting rainbows on a book by JCB. Just read the comments lmao

To the people who tried to troll but failed IN HERE THERE IS: FACEBOOK TROLLING Wattpad trolling YOUTUBE TROLLING EHH MAKE MA LIFE AS A TROLL EASIER COMMENT AND VOTE!!!!

The bestest guide for getting your senpai to notice you! The ultimate way to run with bread in your mouth! Real life senpai stories! Holy hecking heck thanks for 75,000 reads :O