Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

This is a xreader book! (Y/n) is visiting Gravity Falls for the summer to stay with her parents's friend, Grunkle Stan. She meets the Mabel, Dipper, Bill, and Gideon. All of them realize that there is something different about (y/n) as soon as they first see her. Which causes Dipper, Bill, and Gideon to fall in love with her! Thus, making this a love square. So this is mainly a Dipperxreader and Billxreader! This will be interesting to write... Disclaimer: I do not own Gravity Falls or any of its characters!

Ask or dare any Gravity Falls characters, or me, or anyone in the story! Just post a comment, and I will try to get your ideas in! You can even be in the story! Just tell me what you want to be called, and if you are a boy or girl! And if you want, who you want to be shipped with!

*May contain weirdness, awkwardness, otps, shipping, violence, blood and cuteness. Sooo... I've decided to do a Gravity Falls ask. At the moment, only Dipper, Bill, Meh and Mabel are available. I need to work on how the other characters act and stuff.. Anywayz enjoy the awkwardness of meee Oh right. Commenting is free by the way. :/

A bunch of random scripts I wrote for the heck of it. FEEL THE COCAINE

Thanks so much for the support