Simon and Baz grew up together at Watford Boarding School, roommates and (sort of) friends. But, after they graduated the Mage went crazy and disappeared off the face of the earth, taking Simon with him. 3 years later Simon shows up in Baz's town, seemingly working for animal control. Little does Baz know his job is so much worse. Trigger warning: there will be blood, descriptions of dead animals, cursing, and (probably) internalized homophobia /These characters all all owned by RAINBOW ROWELL, author of Carry On and Wayward Son, I do not own any of them/