Sakura didn't quite know what to expect after she died - peace and quiet, or a reunion of friends perhaps? She most certainly didn't bank on the idea of being reborn. Especially not as her old teammate's younger sister. Born into a completely different dimension, everything should've been different... but it wasn't. There was an event that seemed to always be slated to happen, just as it did in her previous life. The Uchiha Massacre. Danzo was still scheming, Sarutobi was still letting it slide, Itachi was still a pacifist at heart, and Sakura was somehow stuck in the middle. They all never counted on one thing. An Uchiha's love is absolute, and Sakura absolutely loves her eldest brother. He's perfect - everything she ever wanted in a sibling - and he deserves a better future than the one Sakura knows is slated for him. So she'll do anything. Even if it means coating her hands in blood. Even if it means driving herself to the brink of insanity and back. Anything for Aniki. PAIRINGS: Gen, N/A Part of the Twiceborn Series. Crossposted on AO3 as auspex, the link to my profile on there is in my bio.

"Now, It's one thing to die. But to be reincarnated? Never-mind, in the Naruto Universe? A world where children are tought to kill the moment they are capable to walk, a world where there are ninja animals, a world where killing is like a common thing to do if you wanna get by, a world where the weak die and the strong live." "Man, I don't know what humanitarian thing I might have done in my life, but I thank... who-ever is up there, for judging me for whatever good deed that I must have done that I don't remember doing; for granting me this second chance of life in a world where psychopath's and sociopath's are considered as either Heroes' or Gods'." "BUT what I don't understand, for the life of me... is why? Out of ALL Naruto characters that I absolutely despise: why did I have to be reborn as THE Sakura Haruno? Why?" »»» SI-OC! SAKURA HARUNO! «» WARNING: SWEARING, VIOLENCE, MENTION OF SELF-HARM/SUICIDE, SEXUAL CONTENT...

What if Indra Otsutsuki was reborn in Naruto's time as Naruto's brother.

Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-

Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. OC Self-Insert SI OC

Everyone knows about how Hidan slaughtered his neighbors before heading off to join the Akatsuki. What most didn't know was that just like Itachi Uchiha, Hidan had someone he just couldn't kill. A little girl who was founded and taken in by the Village Hidden in the Leaves. A girl who would be placed on Team Seven. A girl named Sakura Haruno.

In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of one Sakura Haruno at the start of Naruto. What could possibly go wrong? -COMPLETE- (REWRITE - original complete on FanFiction). Now being put into audio by JazzOfTheSpazz on YouTube for those who want to listen!

A self-insertion into the Narutoverse. No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen. Not normally, at least. Not even rarely. It's an effect, not a cause. And I should have known that. The signs were there. The warnings were clear. I should have paid attention. No one just falls into another world. No one just falls into another world, and returns, I should say. Because I fell. And returning was impossible. (Rated T, Complete)

ON LONG AF HIATUS "I'm your father." "And I'm f*cking harambe with fairy wings from another dimension which came to save your ass from a fire breathing dragon with a sparkling puppy face. Now dear good sir, could you please leave me to read peacefully my beautiful Naruto fanfiction? I'm currently halfway through the climax. Shikako is finally revealing her secrets." "No you don't understand I nee-" "Oh shush I'm sure without a anime crazed 7 year old girl in your life you would live." "But-" "Nope." "Plea-" "The door's right there." "No I-" "Bye." That ladies and gentlemen, was the first conversation I had with my father. Uchiha f*cking Fugaku.

Book I "If you had the power to save someone but didn't use it, does that make you scum or worse then scum?" || Have you ever been caught at the wrong place at the wrong time? Well, I certainly didn't expect to get stuck on a team with a boy crazed tampon, a walking bullseye, Darth duck, and a public porn reader. The names Tenshi Jikan, and I bet you're wondering how an average OC like me ended up in such a unfortunate predicament? No, no get comfortable, I don't mind sharing my story; I got time...Literally.