If you think your life is messed up, then you haven't seen the half of mine. I'm a 25 year old female named David who hasn't been in a relationship EVER! My mom barely sees me and my dad is unknown. I live in a one room-no- bathtub tiny apartment. I am currently working as a personal assistant (AKA: personal-doormat) to the president of one of the largest company in the world 'TBS', 'Tomorrow Brings Success', ( AKA: This is BullShit). Oh...wait...and right now I'm on one knee with a ring in my hand proposing to a man. Looks like my life can't get any worse right? How did it all start? A few months ago... In this story Kris Jones is Kris (Wu Yi Fan) everyone else is completely fictional. I do not own any of the photos or videos used in this story, all rights reserved to owners. #TheKPOPWattyAwards2016