Patrick Stump and the Flying Car Brigade

Sixth year Hufflepuff Patrick Stump had it all: good grades, a large group of friends, and a loving boyfriend. He expected his sixth year to be perfectly normal, at least by wizarding standards. However, all of that changes thanks to a job opening in Chicago, a mysterious new neighbour, a seemingly blank piece of parc...

Band Geeks Will Never Hurt You

The title is a lie. Band geeks WILL hurt you. The case in point, of course, is the Cooperstown High School Marching Band, better known as the Black Parade. The administration at the high school isn't exactly known for its intelligence, so they have an annual tradition of sending the one hundred and fifty members of t...