FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T READ THIS IT'S OLD AND CRINGEY I lifted my head, staring around me groggily. My head was throbbing and when I tried to move I found my wrists bound together behind me with rough rope. I began to panic, my pupils dilating in fear when I realised I was surrounded in complete darkness. Suddenly, a door opened and light was shed on me. A figure stood in the doorway, a crazed grin on his face. "Well hello there Ian Stapleton, we've been expecting you." Kidnapped. Tortured. His captor is clinically insane, playing with his emotions and mind like toys. Somehow, Ian still finds himself drawn to the crazy creature who doesn't even seem human. No one is born insane, something terrible often happens to them. So what happened to Derp SSundee, and why is Ian in love with the person who laughs at his pain? Perhaps he's not all he seems...after all...Stockholm Syndrome can be a strange, strange thing... Uncontrollable. Passionate. Love.

Ian has always dismissed the idea of his and Crainer's ship as something only his fans use. But for a special someone, this could be reality, and he intends to make it so. But not for Ian...for himself.

Sixteen popular minecraft youtubers are forced into a mysterious, dark mansion by Herobrine himself. All windows, doors, and other escape routes are all blocked, providing no way to sneak out. The only way to escape? Kill one of your peers and not get caught. Who will survive this game of murder and mystery?

Derp Ssundee is a patient at GreenWood Insane Assylm. His brother, Ssundee visits him twice a week. Will Derp escape the Assylm? Or will he stay there? Ps. This is kind of like a show by the way! So there will be seasons, new people and new dramas for our characters to journey through! Join us friends! Cover by: Me :3

.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse dung ice cream, and bird poo hats. Watch out for Jayfeather, I think he got a hold of a knife... Have fun, my Clanmates!

I'm displeased. (From MangoKiwi's Displeased Mitch creation. It's very displeasing to see if you don't follow her yet.)

A cringey book that contains a lot of random posts that I have made that are related to my daily life. I still update it. There may be vent within, I have a lot of issues...

"Ian, what's happened to you?..." SSundee laughed and it sounded hoarse and strangled. "I am who I am Sky. You always denied it, but I always knew this day would come..." "What day?" Ty's brown eyes were wide in fear. "The day I became Derp SSundee for good..." SSundee. We've all heard of him. But what we don't know is that he isn't all he seems. He has a dark secret. He's a murderer. Well, HE isn't. But nobody knows the truth; he can't control his own body. Because, there's SOMEONE else in his mind. Someone who is murdering villagers by night and tearing TeamCrafted apart by day. Yes...you've guessed it. It's HIM...Derp SSundee...

It's been a month almost. A month since it came out. A month since they found her. One month since she's seen the others... The other's that she can't remember. Back at their cottage, Steve told Crystal the lie he and his Brother Herobrine had agreed upon. She had fallen into a coma and with no memory of anything from before she believed them. What's to happen, though, if something comes up? A past neither of them wanted her to remember. What happens when she does see everyone again? Or if she sees them again? After all, if you don't remember something, does that mean it didn't happen? Even with all the truth and evidence there is. Find out in the thrilling third book of 'The Daughter of Herobrine'. Second book is called 'The Troubles of Herobrine's Children' please read both before this one.