Hi! So, just what the title says, really. Remember, this is JUST MY OPINIONS and it may contradict what A LOT of people think, but other parts might be better. If you don't like one thing that I say, PLEASE don't stop reading just because of it. Disclaimer: a lot of Rick Riordan's characters (duh) and if I say something similar to what someone else did, I'm sorry and I probably wasn't trying to copy them. Thanks and please read!

Just teeth cringing, facepalm worthy, nails on a chalkboard kinda things that I NEED to rant about. If you want humor, honesty, and a place to rant, read this book. If not, DON'T READ... It isn't like I'm forcing you to read it or anything... DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS OR ANNOYING FANFICTION IN THIS BOOK...FANS AND RICK RIORDIAN OWNS THEM ALLLLLLL!!!!

This book is full of headcannons and oneshots that I found. Not all of the jokes are mine so credit to the respectful owners. Sometimes I write my own. Enjoy plz!

I DO NOT OWN DANNY PHANTOM AND I NEVER WILL!!!! ALL RIGHTS GO TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER!!! What if Danny phantom was alone during the 'accident.' What if Sam, Tucker, and Jazz never found out. He had kept his secret from them for a while, but just how long can it last?

I'll make covers, and you can see if they inspire you in any way! If you like them, then I can try to PM them to you! Or, you can request covers! To do this, PM me or write in the comments! Here are ways I could make covers for you like that: 1) You give me your stories summary. I'll then try to make the cover you want! (I'll also make a title, unless requested otherwise) 2) Tell me the title! Then leave the picture to me! 3) Tell me the picture, and I will invent a title! Whatever you choose, make sure you say if you want your name on the cover! This book will NOT have ANY swearing or inappropriate things in it. No requests with extreme cussing will be accepted. No inappropriate requests either.

Sydney Aragetto is normal. Well, kind of. You see, Sydney has purple eyes. And no, they aren't contacts. She was born with them. But stranger yet, it isn't a gene mutation. Like you would find in Alexandria's genesis. In fact, she thinks she knows why they're purple. And why sometimes they glow. She thinks it's because they let her read people's minds. The story will be rated PG-13 for some possible intensity and a little violence. Otherwise it will be completely clean!

♤ RANKING #3 IN TASM x PJO ON FANFICTION.NET ♤ [In terms of favourites] This is a showdown I have always wanted to read. I hope that it will entertain the people who are as curious as I am for this crossover. In this crossover, Annabeth and her family move to New York because her father found a opportunity to study a priceless artifact from World War II. Instead of going to Goode like every other fanfic suggests, she goes to Midtown Science High School. And she meets a monster unlike she has ever encountered before. And Spiderman has never encountered a villain quite like Annabeth before (If you are worried this may be a Spiderman X Annabeth story, worry not. This is just a short crossover set after BoO and TASM2)

Percy gets a job. Annabeth gets a scholarship. At stark towers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What will happen when your favorite demigods meet the avengers. Will they clash or will they help each other out. Will the rest of the 7 make an appearance. I do not own the characters. They belong to Rick Riordan and Marvel.

So the world almost ended. Well, twice. Two wars. That was enough for Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase. All they want to do now was go to college in New Rome. No more fighting monsters. No more Dirtface. No more friends dying. No more bad blood between the two camps. So the world almost ended. No one is really sure how many times that happened. All they know is that it almost ended at least twice and pretty much anything that had to do with aliens was covered up. The people that covered it up? Well, they were exposed when the enemy inside their organization finally decided to reveal themselves. The Avengers just stopped Ultron a few months ago. They're just lounging around in the new and improved Avenger Tower. When it happened. The sea erupted like a volcano and the ground moved back and forth like the plastic people on a Foosball table. Lightning fell from the sky and the wind was so strong, birds were being blown backward. Of course, this was only happening in New York. The rest of the Planet was completely fine. The worlds elements didn't effect the Avenger Tower either. Tony Stark would like to think that it was his amazing design that kept his tower from falling down. But the only reason it even stayed standing was because a black haired boy just happened to be walking past. Warning: REALLY SLOW UPDATES (Just like my other stories) EVEN BIGGER WARNING: spoilers If you haven't read Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, GO READ IT!!!!! It's amazing. Plus it's kind of mentioned in my story (THE BEGINNING) so you might want to read that book before you read mine. You might also want to read The Trials of Apollo (at least least the first one). Plus (not a spoiler) Bruce came back a few months after the incident in Sokovia. Also the title of this book really stinks. Hopefully I can come up with a better title. If anybody has any ideas just PM me or just put it in the comments.

I recently discovered that there are very many Percy Jackson and the Avengers books on Wattpad, however, there aren't very many with Peter Parker in them, so, I figured I would write one! WARNING: This is my first book and I think that I am a terrible writer so read at your own risk!! (On Hold for lack of imagination)