Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

{book 4} - ❝ All women are the same. One day they say they love you, that they are gonna be with you forever; the next they meet someone else, someone who can be with them when they need it, someone who shares their world. And then they tell you “but we can still be friends.” Yeah, you know what I think of that? Fuck you. That’s what I think. ❞

[UNDER EDITING] editor: Karabear6996 Bruno Mars was enjoying dinner with his friends at a fancy restaurant in Los Angeles when the arrival of a woman in her red dress captured his attention. He was so mesmerized by her beauty that he took the opportunity to ask for her name. She introduced herself to him as "Natalie." Eventually, they started dating. He thought he had himself the perfect girl... He thought wrong. Until one morning, Bruno just woke up realizing a huge amount money has been taken from his bank account. He remembered lending his credit card to Natalie but then where the heck is she now?

Schooling in Britain, fun right? Start off with Sierra Logan, city-bred girl who has been through everything- bad friends, family drama and the slowly dying enthusiasm for life. Now shift her to a magical new island that gives a hope of a new start. Add a sport, one to keep her grounded, motivated and forever pushing to new limits. (Who wouldn’t like a hot athlete’s body anyway?) Add a pinch- oops! A huge chunk of drama, bitches and bad luck i.e. your average high school hardships. A sprinkle of the good life- famous best friend, smart brains and a better body, a nervous boy who just can't stop making her laugh, his bad boy brother, and sudden luck! With added sour limes at training and sugar cubes for a better social life, you have the story of Sierra- a girl waiting for her fairytale ending. But for the rainbow to be seen, The Storms Must Pass. ***NOTE: this is not a sad story what-so-ever, just the start might seem so. It's your not so average teen fiction with fan fiction coming in later on. Lots of romance and humor. Please comment and give me advice on how to help make it better, ***

Emma, from an outward glance, always seems to have it all. She's gorgeous with a rocking body, confident and incredibly likable. She can be a bad-ass hardcore chick when she wants to, or a soft, passionate friend other times. She's envied by most because she's the ultimate female player. No one would dare call Emma a slut. But all that glitters is - unfortunately - not gold. If you take down the thick walls she's built around herself to block out any kind of emotions that could develop, you can see that beneath it all - she's just a vulnerable, scared girl. Apart from her closest friend, who has to deal with something similar and just as painful, nobody knows how fucked up her life actually is. Being a teenager is hard enough as it is, but even harder when you have to take care of your little sister, provide money for your parents drug and alcohol addiction and make sure that nobody ever finds out about your personal life. But what happens when an unexpected and incredibly sexy, bad-ass player comes into the scene? With her life turned upside down, things change for Emma - for better and worse. WARNING: This story may contain violence and a little strong language.

in which two people took a train to a trip to love and heartache.