where a boy named frank leaves his kik info in a bathroom urinal at 7/11.

When Frank took the job at the local coffee shop, he didn't think he'd ever pay much attention to the people who stop by every day in this small town. But there is one person. He never speaks except to Jamia to order a large black coffee each day. Other than that, he says nothing. Ever. Frank hears talk about him, and Jamia says his name is Gerard. Frank wants to find out the truth about this mysterious regular who never talks but has a thousand words to tell. (All rights reserved. Please enjoy.)

Gerard draws dicks for a living. Frank takes them. Gerard Way moves into a new apartment in a dodgy complex where he's bound to get beaten to a pulp after his old place is set on fire by those damned 'youths', and by a certain turn of events, his neighbour, the equally provocative, yet entirely in a different way, Frank Iero, ends up in his bed, and then, everything just really goes to shit.

That feel when you read one book and end up accidentally killing your girlfriend as a result of it. See, Frank knew reading was bad for you, although it was probably inappropriate to walk up to your girlfriend's dead body and say 'I told you so'. It was quite honestly an accident though, like Frank really did not mean to set fire to the girls' dorms, and end up killing four students as a result of it, then again, Frank really shouldn't have picked up a book entitled 'Standardised Spellbook 1989-1994' and thought that it would be a good idea to try out some of the 'spells' inside the thing, however it had just so happened that Frank was both a skeptic and an idiot, and that was easily a recipe for disaster. There was of course also the rather unavoidable fact that he was indeed a witch, however Frank still had trouble coming to terms with what he'd done to his girlfriend, let alone how it could have happened. However, thank god, or well, a certain psychic by the name of Ray Toro, that he wasn't alone in this, because Ray knew the moment he set eyes upon the boy, that Frank was so undeniably involved with the fire, but Ray's powers weren't quite strong enough to figure out as to how. The actual discovering of the aforementioned 'how' was left to the Way brothers, your local campus vampires and supernatural experts, well, Mikey was an expert, Gerard just kind of sat there, being the least vampiric vampire in existance - he was a vegan, for god's sake! But it was indeed Gerard, not Mikey, that looked once at the nineteen year old and relayed him his whole life story. How Gerard had managed that, well, not even Gerard himself knew that, but he did know that he had to try his best to help poor Frank Iero bring his girlfriend back from the dead, no matter how little luck in that it seemed as if they would have. (witch!frank) (vampire!gerard) (weeabootrashveganaestheticblogger!gerard) (vampire!mikey) (psychic!ray) (transguy!frank) (college au)

Here's the thing. Gerard has PTSD from a car accident that happened years ago. He's lived with his brother ever since. He refuses to leave. One day, his brother Mikey demands him to leave. When he does, he runs into Frank Iero who threatened to beat Gerard up. On their journey, the good, the bad, and the dirty will be uncovered. Will a relationship between them last despite all of this? This is a story of corruption in a relationship that wants to thrive but won't try. And what about Mikey? This is the story of fireworks that went off too soon. He has a fast paced relationship with the boss of the music company he works for. His demanding role and Mikey's long legs don't quite mix. Will their relationship continue despite what people have said for years about going too fast? I don't know, how about you read to find out!!!!! [I'm bad at luring descriptions so please just read Chapter 1 and see if you'll like it] Cover Cred: @TheUnicornIsAKilljoy

Gerard Way is a virgin. A pathetic, gay, red-haired little virgin. But he was okay with that. People in school avoided him, hell, they didn't even know who he was, and that was how it was. Until a good 'friend' of Gerard's started a rumor. A rumor that was bound to destroy everything Gerard had come to know, and even a little more in the process. Nothing good could come out of this situation, or so Gerard thought. But a certain boy with converse and a lip piercing would beg to differ. (Ok I suck at writing intros. The story will be better, I promise...)

One shots that I thought of. I'll update this as I'm bored. c: enjoy <3

Frank Iero's kid, Miles, is taught by the beautiful third grade teacher, Gerard Way. Frank Iero doesn't lead the mundane life that you'd typically think, but Mr. Way wants to get to the bottom of it. Who is Frank Iero? Cover creds: @TheUnicornIsAKilljoy

When Frank Iero is walking home one day, he gets snatched up by someone. Will he survive in the grasps of the person who is deemed "The Most Dangerous Serial Killer Of The Century"? Or can he make this psycho fall in love with him and let him go. PLUS- This story is supposed to be very short, so don't mind the climax early on in the chapter; I'd never finish it if it weren't this short. Thank you for reading (:

Birthdays are weird. They literally celebrate one year closer to dying. If you're born, you have to die. Right?