Funny spoofs

Welcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Where cats hit their rivals with cheeseburgers and frying pans. Where stupid kitttypets burn pizzas and refuse to watch shows like WIPEOUT. Where cats cry when they find out that they are out of cheddar cheese. And where fantasy becomes reality. Well, get ready to laugh because its time to start reading!

WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHER *picks up waffles* Firestar: *screech* ^^' anyways.. Have fun! ***ALL OF THESE ARE MINE PLEASE DO NOT STEAL

*Not related to Swiftdapple's works!* SEQUEL TO WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: THE CRACK! The clans are back, bigger and better than ever in WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: TOO! Cloudtail is even cookie-er. Leafpool is even spoon-ier Lionpaw is even more idiotic! And Tigerstar is... Tigerstar. Hopeclan's made it this far, but can they survive the dark forest's raging need for cupcakes, and outwit mobkit before he turns every birthday party into an annoying sing- along? We're going to need more help than ever! So please like, vote, comment, and follow, becasue we're going to need all the help (And cupcakes) we can get! *THANKS FOR 40K READS, UPDATES EVERY DAY OR TWO!*

Random warrior spoofs Funny stuff. No spoilers. (Hopefully!)

*Not related to swiftdapple's works* Part 3 in the WCR cycle! DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK. NO MATTER WAHT IT TELLS YOU, THIS BOOK IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT FREE. YOU MUST PAY IN LAUGHTER AND DERPYNESS. This is the last book so it must be more ~Fabulous ~Majestic ~Legendary ~Random And nerdy than ever before! How can it get more nerdy? BECAUSE CAT SENPAI SAID SO AND CAT SENPAI IS ALWAYS RIGHT. PREPARE, HOPECLANNERS, FOR WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN! Warriors wil be re-told from the cats point of view. Cloudtail is illegally selling fairy sparkle muffins. Darkstripe rules with the power of fanciness. And Tigerstar plans to take over the world. STOP BEING CLICHE IT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE.

Where warriors have sharpies, threaten to destroy the world with big red buttons for pies, and lots more! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! Enjoy, my fellow kitty-cats! :D Let the laughing begin! Thank you everyone for reading my silly book I started years ago, it made me happy.

Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book! Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk. No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. Welcome to this crazy book! It's so crazy, it'll get you kicked out of StarClan just for reading it. Since it was published, the StarClan police have reported a 200% rise in arson. This is about psycho cats who live around a lake, eating bird poo, being Sues, and farting unicorns. Feel free to call the Mental Hospital, but the cats will shred them before they leave their narwhal van. Good luck!

Find out what Clan life for warrior cats is really like! [ COMPLETED ] ~ story created 09 / 10 / 2014 ~ Thanks for reading!