Hey potterheads! In this book, you'll see: #1 facts #2 movie's mistakes #3 deleted scenes, behind the scenes, and movie's scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed! ⚯͛ --- [Book 2]

Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed! ⚯͛

Hilarious one-shots (sometimes pictures) to light up your day. An easy, fun, and enjoyable read! ALL RIGHTS to J.K Rowling & Warner Bros

Well, this is something I have on my FF account and I really like it. So I'm putting it up here. Hope you like it and find it funny too! And that's my description because the title tells it all.

Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned. WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people. Thank you for reading! I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously cover by: _takeoff Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson

THIS IS PART TWO OF 'Facebook (A Percy Jackson story)' PLEASE GO CHECK THAT ONE OUT FIRST! THANKS! So, we now have BOOK TWO, by popular demand/death threat. ENJOY WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been poured into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. TONS OF THIS HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM TUMBLR SO YEAH DEALS WITH THAT WHEN YOU GOT PROBLEMS. Also there will be no Thalico in this one. This because of the Nico coming out thing in the HoH, sorry, but yeah I'm not putting that in here. You have been warned. I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously This story will be receiving a final chapter today, after this point I will not update again. As you will see in the chapter's Author's notes. So, enjoy and glad you could put up with me. cover by: @chilloutyall

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

(NO bad words in the comments please!!) (This story has been updated and is no longer a tie in to my TLOS Final Battle fan fiction and I wrote this long before I knew their kids actual names). Alex and Connor are now adults, married and have kids. Everyone in the Land Of Stories were living in peace. Until the Fairy Council get a disturbing letter, saying that if they don't hand over the Fairytale world, the world will fall under a eternal darkness and a dark army from the past will arise. Alex and Connor and their friends get kidnapped, so it's up to the next generation to save the day. Sophie- Daughter of Connor and Bree Ally-Daughter of Alex and Arthur Hero- Son of Goldilocks and Jack And last but not least... Ruby Charming-Daughter of Red and Froggy Follow this new team of heroes, to save their family and friends. Will they succeed in defeating this new evil or will the Fairytale world fall underneath an eternal darkness. (Note-PLEASE DON'T COPY!! And Please no negative and bad comments!)

The masked man is on the loose and he has a plan to destroy the fairytale world and the real world to get his happy ending. But to do that he needs the help of the baddest villains of all time. Alex and Connor figure out his plan and need to stop him. Their closest friends, Red, Froggy, Mother Goose, Goldilocks, and Jack help them on their quest. The group travels to Oz, Neverland and Wonderland. Will they save the fairytale world before it's to late? (This is my Fan Fic this is not the real book. All Rights Reserved to Chris Colfer.) (Note-PLEASE DON'T COPY!!)

(Wrote this way before the 5th book even was announced! So this is my version of the 5th book after the events of the 4th). Alex and Conner are on a mission to create an army of their own to defeat their evil uncle Lloyd. Once they figure out how to defeat him for good, they go out on a journey with the help of their friends. Will they succeed and defeat him or will the fairytale world crumble. (All rights reserved to Chris Colfer. This is just a fan fic.). Hope you like it. (Note-PLEASE DON'T COPY!!)