Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Written originally under the alias MusicalMorgan305 ~~~ (F/N) (L/N) was a transfer student from Minecraftia High, who was excepted in Aphmau's Academy for Students. She was smart, athletic, and beautiful. She watches as her school life transform from normal to even more confusing than before. Not in classes, but socially. After meeting people in all her crazy classes, will (F/N) hold onto her friends, or will they be more? ~~~ "As I write in this journal, I think of how insane it would be if I ever saw these again. The stories, and the experiences were ones I could never forget, as they shaped me, and changed me, and make me think for the first time in my life." ~~~ Contains drama, romance, comedy, and High School stereotypes. I do not own the characters in this book. The story plot is mine, that's it! All characters are modified to fit the story, I only own those changes. ~~~ Warning: Will trigger feels, rage, and fan-girl mode. Good luck.

"They broke your heart, they threw you away and you fell," He smirked. The grip on my sword that was gifted to me was tightened and tears forcing them to flow but I refused. "They-" I was cut off. "They did, right?" He smirks and I nod. "You want to escape from them, am I right?" he asks. I nod once more. "Then join me. I'll pick you up, fix you and make you as good as new. Heck, a stronger, better version," he offers. ---------- You are (Name). Mysteriously, you wake up in the middle of a forest, head aching and no memories flowing in your mind. Eventually, you find Phoenix Drop and be part of it. You meet wonderful people and found out some boys have grown their feelings for you. What type of drama and adventures will you face? Find out in 'Her hair. A MCD fanfic' ---------- All Credit to @Empress_Aphmau

A Princess And Her Knight DISCLAIMER: I legit made this story when I was like ten please don't @ me I'm aware it has a lot of mistakes and etc Aphmau, the princess of Phoenix Drop, has had a wild life. Her mother was assassinated, her very first best friend got killed, she never fit in, and now, she's in love with a guy who's apparently over twenty. She always expected to fall in love with a prince, but her very own personal knight? Who knew. But, a dark evil lies under the kingdom's nose. Aphmau has to put her feelings aside and try to rise up to the glorious kingdom it once was. Book cover made by @MermaidsDontDoHW My very first book. Happy four years!

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