In this au Dean and Castiel are portrayed as the comic book characters The Joker and Harley Quinn! The full summary is in the prologue! Enjoy!

Here in England we can drink at ages 18 so in this AU they're aloud to drink at 18 okay? In a world where love is for the highest bidder, can love really survive? Castiel Novak leads a double life, on the one hand he is high school nerd, music master with his hair slicked back and glasses on. However on the other he is a dancing and sex machine, stripping for money and fornicating (having sex) for even more. Once Castiel steps out of school he chucks his glasses and whips out his wing tattoo - along with his other persona: angel. Leave your inhibitions at the door when you step on the club floor - CATS&DOGS strip club Warning: prostitution and violent scenes ART IS MINE!! #muchproud

Angels and demons are fighting a war to the south. Meanwhile in the kingdom of Lawrence an evil demon king rules over its people. His intense training that he is giving his son, the ruling of a whole kingdom and the arguments he has to have with the demon overlord Crowley puts a lot of pressure on King John but he has his angel slaves to make everything better. They clean, they cook, they bring up demon children and in any cases they are used as sex slaves. Every demon has to have a favourite though right? So it is practiced that every demon in the county has an angel assigned to them, for them to do whatever they please to it. But at what cost? Will the angels rebel? Will the demons find a way to be rid of them once and for all? Or do they not want to be rid of them due to the fact that they are their slaves?

Castiel James Novak is a good man. Not because he was a priest and told people about the word of God and also because he lived by the Bible. He was a good man because he just was. He was kind, he was generous, he held his heart in his hands and he never turned anybody away. All Castiel wanted that night was for God to talk to him, just once. He had prayed and prayed so many times before but there was no reply. He had read in a book somewhere about certain sigils and markings and a few words would summon God or the Holy Ghost to him and Castiel had run out of ideas. So one night, that was exactly what he did. Castiel James Novak didn't know that the markings he had put down and the incantations he had spoken did not in fact summon the Holy Ghost, except they brought down upon him his worst nightmare. A Demon named Dean. *Art not mine but i edited it a bit so i could put the title on :-D* *Yet another new story and i hope you guys enjoy this one just as much* Credit to @theofficialkitty for the cover

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