Patrick? More like Sasstrick, am I right?

i wrote these when i was 12, pls excuse everything about them.

This is all you'll ever need about FOB in a bible. All praise FOB. creds to Tumblr (Holy Smokes we actually got to #1 in fanfiction) (((I don't care about other bibles and people who ""copied"" me. This isn't trademarked))))