"Tertawa lah sebelum tertawa itu dilarang" Di cerita ini ada kumpulan beberapa humor yg bikin kmu ngakak abiz

Komplek Kembang Setaman. Komplek dengan nama dangdutan dan ternyata penghuninya juga lebay, alay, kepo dan sok gaul. Ini kisah tentang kumpulan emak-emak di dalam Blok E. Blok dengan jalan buntu yang kadang suka tidak menentu. Dari gosip hantu sampai cerita bertemu Ratu. Kalau kata orang itu yah, selalu ada kuping di balik pintu. Eits, jangan bingung dan ragu, Ayok masuk ke blok E, Komplek Kembang Setaman. Siapa tahu kalian salah satu dari Emak-Emak Rempong itu?

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m

FINALIST IN WATTPAD 'So You Think You Can Write' Competition 2013 in conjunction with HARLEQUIN. Annie discovers that a one night stand is not as uncomplicated as she thought. Especially when it comes to a 'surprise pregnancy' which she can only assume was the result of a split condom that went unnoticed during their drunken fumble. She knows contacting Dean is not going to be easy or pleasant as she is about to drop a bombshell on him. What she doesn't know is that being knocked up by Dean comes with an added extra... his mother! Everything else is the least of her worries.

Emma Miller didn't know that one run in with the school's bad boy, Aiden Black, would make her life go in all different directions. She didn't know that one little accidental bump into him would throw her into a world of drugs, violence and bad guys. Even with all that, she didn't know that one little accidental bump would cause her to fall for this certain bad boy. Join Emma in this exciting twist with love and danger.© All Rights Reserved 2013 (Lisa S.)

"She's hot." "Yeah, I know. I'm kinda jealous..." "I'm gonna ask her out." "Are you crazy? You're asking for a death wish." "What's so wrong with me asking her out?" "Everything! You just can't." "Why!?" "Because she belongs to the king." - Mia White was just an ordinary girl that walked the face of earth. She was who people looked up to. She had good grades, was the kindest person you'd ever meet, and was breathtakingly beautiful. Everyone in ClearHills Academy loved her. But, there were also some who feared and despised her. Some people hated Mia because she was known as 'little miss perfect' and because she was claimed by the one who practically owned everything. Besides her best friend, Sarah, not many people approached her. Most people feared that if they were to do something wrong, it would anger him. And that was the last thing people wanted. Ace King was someone not to mess with. His father owns a powerful company that he would soon take over. He was what parents told their kids not become. He was the bad boy of ClearHills Academy. Ever since Ace first laid eyes on her as kids, she was what he wanted most. Mia was the only person who he'd drop on his knees and bow down to, she was the only person he cared not to be feared by. She was the only who could tame him. - "What is it dear? Do you want something else?" his mother asked, looking down to see his attention focused on something. Or rather, someone. "Her," he said, pointing at a girl, sitting on a small wooden stool with a book in her hands. "I want her." - ❝Everyone knows she belongs to him.❞ - WARNING [ contains mature language ] Highest Ranking #1 - 01/27/18 | Billionaire #1 - 02/01/18 | Romance STARTED on November 7, 2017

Joshua dan Kiara, dua anak manusia dengan perbedaan yang sangat bertolak belakang, dua anak manusia yang seharusnya tidak pernah bersua ini pada akhirnya harus bersimpangan jalan dan saling terkait. Padamulanya Joshua hanya memanfaatkan Kiara untuk sandiwara balas dendam yang dirancangnya, tetapi ternyata semua kisah melenceng dari yang direncanakan. Akankah Joshua yang kejam, penyendiri dan sinis itu akan punya kisah 'tanpa sandiwara' dengan Kiara yang polos dan lugu?

Andrea mempunyai trauma masa lalu, kecelakaan yang dialaminya yang menewaskan ayahnya membuatnya selalu dibayangi oleh ketakutan dan teror. Tetapi dengan bantuan psikiaternya dia berhasil melewati rasa trauma itu dan melanjutkan hidupnya dengan bahagia. Andrea ingin hidup normal, mengalami kisah cinta romantis seperti dalam novel, dan harapan itu mulai nyata dengan hadirnya Eric dalam kehidupannya. Tetapi ternyata semuanya tidak bisa diraihnya semudah itu. Lilin-lilin berwarna biru, dengan susunan rapi dan jumlah yang spesifik, sembilan buah. Mengirimkan pesan kepadanya, pesan yang tak mampu dicerna oleh logikanya, tetapi mampu menohok alam bawah sadarnya, mengirimkan teror yang lebih menakutkan daripada apa yang pernah dialami Andrea sebelumnya. Dan kemudian... akankah Andrea mampu memberanikan diri menerima pesan dari sang kegelapan yang ternyata selalu mengintainya?(

Bagaimana jika jantungmu hanya bisa berdebar untuk satu orang perempuan? Bagaimana jika jantungmu tetap setia meski raga sudah berganti? Reno tidak pernah menyangka dia akan begitu mencintai Nana, bahwa perempuan itu akan menjadi pusat kehidupannya. Nana, seorang perempuan yang terluka, ditinggalkan oleh kekasihnya Rangga yang meninggal karena kecelakaan tragis sebelum pernikahan mereka terlaksana. Nana masih memendam cintanya kepada Rangga, sementara Reno berusaha membuka hati Nana untuk menumbuhkan cinta yang baru. Sayangnya ada sebuah rahasia yang terpendam, yang masih belum berani diungkapkan Reno kepada Nana, rahasia ini menyangkut jantungnya.... yang hanya bisa berdebar untuk Nana

Perempuan itu racun, perempuan itu jahat. Ya. itulah yang selama ini terpatri di benak Jason, seorang pemain biola jenius dengan ketampanan yang luar biasa. Dia memendam sakit hati akibat perlakuan tak punya hati ibunya sewaktu dia kecil, yang menjualnya hanya demi segepok uang. Jason mempunyai reputasi sebagai 'penghancur perempuan' dia selalu bersikap baik kepada para kekasihnya, membuat para perempuan jatuh cinta setengah mati kepadanya sebelum kemudian dihancurkan hatinya dengan kejam. Dan sepertinya tidak akan ada perempuan yang bisa membuat Jason jatuh cinta, sampai kemudian dia bertemu dengan Rachel, seorang perempuan yang bisa memeluk semua nada..... dan seorang perempuan yang sama sekali tidak tertarik kepadanya...