Sans's Joke Book - Undertale

welcome to my little book where i write down some of my best jokes. so waddyasay? look around a bit! tell me some of your PUNny jokes and puns in a comment! peace.

Most beautiful Girl in the World Sans X Reader

Everyone is finally above ground, Sans is on his own journey into the world and He suddenly meets the girl of his dreams. Will his love be accepted? or will humans and monsters never be able to be together

Sans X Shy!Reader(LEMONS!!)

What happens when you fall down a dark hole in a dark cave? What would you do?

Cryophobia - (Sans x Reader)

Next person to comment on this monstrosity gets fucking vored!! × ❝You made your choice a long time ago.❞

C A N C E L { Sans X Reader }

How many times have you seen this world, how many resets does it take for you to give up hope? Does anything even matter after all this, does trying do anything? Will the struggle help at all, can I even believe in anyone anymore? The only thing keeping me going now is my resentment.

Undertale: Spooky Scary Skeletons Sans x Reader

Fallen in love with Undertale// Monsters have been released to the overworld, You have studied about the history between monsters and humans. You looked like an average monster but except for your eyes, your golden eyes glowed brighter than Any other monster. You are the same type of monster like burgerpants but your...

Events (Sans x Female Reader)

This fanfiction is for a competition me and @AlphyneLoveChild or Wobbly decided to do. She wrote a Muffet x Reader, check it outtttt! c: OKAY I THINK I NEED A REAL DESCRIPTION FOR THIS NOW. ~~~ "Hey, (Y/N)!" Your friend Jeremy screamed. "Oh god. What is it, Jeremy?" You sighed. "Look at this! The hole in the legend!"...

Sans X Reader (lemon c;;)

It's a sexy lemon with a sexy skeleton.

A little chilled to the bone. (Sans x Reader)

After falling down Mt.Ebbot, you find yourself in Snowdin, a small town in the UNDERGROUND where two skeleton brothers live, Sans and Papyrus. These brothers are vary quirky, one being a Spaghetti-fanatic with a dream to be in the Royal gaurd, and the other a calm, laidback enigma who can't stop cracking puns. But, wh...

Undertale Oneshots DISCONTINUED

* Please note Undertale is not mine, it belongs to Toby Fox I decided to do a oneshot and lemon book. I mean I could have done just oneshots. BUT I LOVE MAH LEMONS, so dont be afraid or embarrassed to ask for one. If you really dont want people to know what you have requested for or even have a question, dm is always...

Gold's Eye GasterSans X Reader

You've heard the stories, of the mysteries of a man who guides lost ladies home by night legend says his voice is like a demon of hell and anyone who's ever approached him has died. One night you get lost and you uncover his real story

Knock Knock {A Sans X Reader - Undertale}

You were always a curious child. One day, your curiosity took you too far. You lived not to far from a mountain, MT. Ebott, and always wanted to see what was on the top. Your parents had told you stories about the mountain and you had always wanted to see if they were true, being the naïve child you were. One day, you...

Sans x Reader: A Starry Night (one shot)

This includes a Sans X preferably a female reader. It's your choice though! ^-^ this isn't a lemon! So, don't worry. Just cuteness. But, slight dirty references here and there. Nothing to big though, haha. Also, this is more of a one shot kind of thing, so sadly they're isn't going t be a continuation to this story...