Meet Cal, child of Shor, the god of beaches, sandcastles, bikinis and trendy tans - aka a mistake of nature. Follow his journey as he discovers how lame his dad is and fights for Will's heart even though he's already taken by a way more important demigod: Nico. COVER IS A WORK IN PROGRESS... ALSO, DISCAIMER, WE DO NOT OWN ANY PJO/HOO MATERIAL OBVIOUSLY

"Dinner's ready!" his dad called from the kitchen. Rex and his mom eagerly sat down and delved in. As usual they disscussed all the fun they had together that day. Just like yesterday. And the day before. That's all they would do, for years while war raged around them, they easily maintained a peaceful and lovely life. Rex was told that he doesn't need to worry about the war, that he's happy how he is and there's nothing he can do about it anyway. Maybe someday it'll end. But still he couldn't help wondering why. Why was there this war, why was there suffering, why wasn't his family part of it. He just HAD everything, why didn't everyone else?

Coming Soon... Nico's gone missing. Narnia's portals have been meddled with, and villains from other stories are reappearing. What does this call for? A quest!

Badger doesn't know who she is. As far as she knows, she's just an unimportant orphan from the Fire Nation. But when she becomes an enemy of the country for reasons unbeknownst to her, she takes refuge with some unexpected allies. Little does she know how crazy her life is about to become, or how many surprises she'll discover about who she is.

Dan Howell and Phil Lester are wizards at Hogwarts. What happens when they become friends? Hufflepuffs, Slytherins, Ravenclaws, Gryfidors, can they all be friends together? (I don't own Dan, Phil, Pj, Chris, or Harry Potter.)

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her best friend. With all these guys determined to win the title of the Virginator, will Charlotte make it out alive with her virginity? tumblr link for pictures: http://thelastvirginstanding.tumblr.com/ Cover by @WeAreAHurricane [#4 Teen Fiction / #4 Humor]

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.