Just a collection of one-shots from my tumblr for people who do not like to read on the app! I have another one of these, but it was starting to get thick and I'm also a big dummy and parts were getting mixed up and confusing, so I thought starting a new one would help straighten it up a bit

Yo! Vas happenin' directioners? Do you want to spend your time on reading funny,stupid,Amazayn,hillarious and breathtaking jokes about One Direction? If yes then what are you waiting for?! Go and read my directioners! AND NO DIRECTIONETORS ALLOWED! Read on your own risk.You might get obssesed XD Pc: I also love 5sos and have quite a few 5sos references in my book so if you don't like 5sos and you decide to hate on me or them i will cut your ass off. Jk (kinda) © -mariaHoran All Rights Reserved

This is a book that will be filled with stuff that you will only get if you're a directioner. It will have inside jokes, goofy imagines, struggles of being a directioner, and anything else that is funny involving 1D that we can think of. Hopefully it'll make you laugh, and make liquid shoot out of some sort of opening from your body. Enjoy! ALSO MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT CRAP ONLY DIRECTIONERS WILL GET 2!!!!!!!! http://www.wattpad.com/story/16892272-crap-only-directioners-will-get-2 © _TeenageFangirl_ All Rights Reserved

With Louisa gone and no one caring about her except the lovable Matt. She tries to forget her time with the boys known as One Direction seeing Louis have a new girlfriend breaks her apart. But Matt is there to always there to help her, with the boys on their tour and Niall still with Imogen and Mollie. And Zayn and Liam still with their girlfriends. Harry trying to win back his girlfriends heart since he was with Mary. But what's on everyone's minds is why isn't Louis looking for Louisa all the boys have tried to tell him but he doesn't care anymore and said she stay with Matt. Also with people after Louisa how will she cope with her newfound love for a special twin.

Annabelle Davis is now different from when she left her boys, she's two years older, mature and does everything 'Team Management' tell her to do. But her life has cost her best friend's, and now they don't even acknowledge her existence. No texts. No calls. And no words have been said to another in a year and a half. So what happened then? What happened to Anna? She's no longer the care free girl who's off her rocket, she's been replaced by the girl who no longer screams for Oreo's, plans to kidnap her favorite stars or even listen to her old bands. Everything's changed, and none of it's for the better. So how will One Direction come into play? How will they stitch up old wounds and bring the old Anna back? Or will they even do that? After all, Anna keeps her secrets close to her, and even she doesn't realize how many she has or how they'll be the end of her. "What was once lost, can never fully return again"

I'm walking to my dorm,it's late at night and it's really creepy. I hear a scream coming from the MDT block,I walk towards the MDT block and I hear a girls voice. "Please don't hurt me I don't want to die" she said out of the shadows five people came out and one with curly hair pinned her up against the wall. "See we can't do that and we're hungry and you're our next meal so be quiet and it'll all be over in a second" he said I saw his face go into the crook of her neck and it looked like he bit into her. All of the boys ran to her and but into her. I gasp they stopped and looked around and went back to feeding. She was screaming bloody murder they continued I wasn't going to stay here. So I backed up not looking where I was going and ran into the garbage bin making a big noise. "Guys we're not alone here" one of them said. Louise gets sent to London's top boarding school. The only reason she's there Is cause her parents are on a honeymoon for a year and they don't give a crap about her. On her first day she gets a new friend and has five boys eyeing her and watching her. After a while Louisa finds out their deadly secret that no one should know. Read to find out what happens.

{book 5} - ❝ I'm Tammy Rodenhizer. Member of Prodigy. Rockstar. Rebel. And I don't trust you. I don't trust anyone and if you're wondering why, you're wasting your time for I'll never tell you. This is what I've become and this is all what I am today. And I'm content this way. I don't need anyone. ❞

This Book Is Filled With Funny Jokes Related To One Direction.Includes,Jokes,Poems,Quotes,Fangirl & Directioner Problems And MUCH MORE! (This Is Part 3) [Credit: Pinterest, Tumblr, & Google?]

{book 1} ✓ - ❝ Once upon a time… Wait, are you shitting me? This story doesn’t start like this. On the contrary! This story is about a girl who thought had enough of men but, of course, her words backfired on her face. Yeah, this girl is me. An average girl… Okay, not so average, more insane, I would say. Whatever. This is my story and if you want to know what happened, keep reading, because it all started with an eating contest. ❞

{book 2} ✓ - ❝ I'm tired of pity, of everyone looking at me like "poor Zayn, infatuated with his best mates's girl". I know it's not okay and if it were so easy to forget about her I would've done it already. It's not. But I just need time, not people to pity me and force me to move on. Why can't they understand that? I just need time and someone to understand. ❞