Dan/Phil: 17 year old Dan finally works up the courage to ask his crush for his number, except his crush is an asshole and the number reaches a sympathetic stranger instead. Just about the lamest title I've ever come up with. I wrote this last year but couldn't post it on wattpad as it needs pictures, so I got pretty excited when I got the new update. <5k oneshot, light reading + just a bit of fun

danisnotonfire/amazingphil a collection of oneshots and drabbles to pass the time. Warning: a lot of these are angsty and contain character death.

(danxphil) spy AU: Dan's an underage intelligence operative and he's on a mission. It's pretty routine; befriend the bad guy's kid, collect enough information for a conviction and beat some people up. Move on out and abandon the identity assumed. Things get complicated when Dan turns out to be a little too good at befriending Phil Lester. Sometimes good and evil isn't black and white, and Dan has to decide which lives he can allow himself to ruin. Badass!phan, warnings for violence, crime, guns, alcohol, smoking, drugs and any more will be added when i actually write it lol

Playing music has always been a big part of Phil's life. From the time he was five, and banging spoons against the table, to present day; seventeen years old and apart of the upcoming Alt. Rock/Everything-In-Between band, Heinous. It's an easy life to live, he's sure. Making music with his best friends, trying to avoid failing high school the best he can, and getting his parents to stay off his back about 'that God-awful noise'. And there's Dan Howell. His sex-on-legs, hot tempered boyfriend, who miraculously shares his love of music. It's like they're meant to be. You know, except they're apart of different bands. Rival bands, to be exact, with every member hating the other, with a vengeance. They know damn well not to publicise their relationship, not with a certain competition coming up that could make or break them; the tension would be off the charts and would do nothing but cause unwanted drama. But you can't keep secrets forever. And with the stress of practice and their band members on their backs, it's getting harder to keep it in the dark.

Phan AU: Mutant, and proud. Concept based X-Men but not really a crossover + no characters from X-men included. You can absolutely read this with no prior knowledge of the movies/comics. Sci-fi, powers, adventure and a healthy dose of drama. Random genetic mutations occur, some unnoticeable and others catastrophic. If a mutation proves to be advantageous, then the organism is more likely to survive so the mutation will be passed on. The study of these mutations has been one of the main focal points of medical scientists for years; mostly, or so the public believe, in an attempt to cure or prevent the threats to life caused by these mutations. Genetic diseases, deformity, small sections of coding that increase the risk of some ailment or other or perhaps just undesirable traits. Our grasp of genetics is improving exponentially, and it poses the question: if you could rewrite your DNA sequence from scratch, why settle for blonde hair and blue eyes when you can give yourself wings. Not all mutations are accidental.

Sequel to Classmates, Phil's life afterwards. A story of lost love, told one sentence at a time. Please don't read if you haven't read Classmates. Thank you! <3 ***ONE BIG TRIGGER WARNING HERE, BC IM LAZY***

Imagines: Danisnotonfire Amazing Phil Phan (Some smut)

shattered. ((Highest Ranking: #85 in Fanfiction)) sleepyplisetsky||2015

A sad fan fiction of how two best friends went from you tubers, to fame, to. well, just read it❤ IM SORRY ITS SO SHORT

Dan and Phil are youtubers with a radio show on Radio 1! They're on top of the world. Dan confesses a secret to Phil that he's kept inside for a while, but it all gets too much...