This will probably be written at 3AM. Shit happens. Ugh

The title is pretty self explanatory I guess. Welcome to my trashcan. I'm sorry but it appears you're 100% Hetalian. There's no turning back now Hetalia: Countries have never been so different

Little Hetalia Headcanons I have come up with in my fandom life. (Please do NOT vote on EVERY CHAPTER thank you -simon)

Alfred and Ivan come from two extremely different worlds. Ivan from a dirty, run down shack. Alfred from a beautiful white mansion. Neither are very happy with their lives, they both have so many different responsibilities. But once in a while, the two boys have some time to escape their lives and meet in the clearing in the woods near their homes. Miles may separate these two physically, but nothing can keep them apart. Or so they thought. This is a tale of two boys who will do anything to be with each other. But how far are they really willing to go? How much are they willing to sacrifice? Only time will tell as these boys become men. RusAme fluff in my own personal AU. I don't own 'Hetalia' or the characters, but I do own this story. It's fiction so anything related to actual events is merely coincidence. Thanks for reading.

(Warning kind of gory) Russia absolutely can't stand the sound of America's voice. When America comes over uninvited with a couple of drinks Russia unexpectedly slits America's throat. He isolates America in his home and enjoy's the fact that America can't speak anymore. Although as the months go by America begins to get used to and almost enjoys his forced silence; something Russia can't seem to understand, until he stumbles upon one of America's many written letters. When Russia is trash talked at a meeting he storms out on America during blizzard. They learn that their lonely pain and angst towards the world are not so different.

Alfred, who has been told to shut up and grow up all his life, fears the scary and powerful Ivan. But to prove he is strong and to protect his friends, he attempts to face his fear. Ivan, a lonely Russian whose immense power has caused him to be very lonely and feared, hates the childish actions of Alfred. But what happens when they are stuck in the same house with each other for only heaven knows how long? Read to find out! This is a America x Russia fanfic of the anime Hetalia. I do not own hetalia nor the characters, but I do own this story. PS I use human names and hints of yaoi but nothing serious. ~Edit~ I finally updated the cover xD I didn't like the old cover, so I fixed it :D thanks!

WARNING THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE NORMAL. THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOU. This Book has: Headcannons Facts Interviews Random Chapters Sad Chapters Truths and Dares Oneshots Poems Gays Ships Straight Ships All Ships Some Death German Sparkle Parties A Bit of Cussing Some Kissing And crack. THIS BOOK WILL MAKE YOU CRY AND LAUGH. THIS BOOK IS ALSO AN ASYLUM FOR HETALIA FANS Oh, and since I should give you a warning.... It's PG-13....heh

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The Cold War left Russia and America on bad terms, but it's been years now, is it possible for them to become friends? Bonding over their troubled pasts might just do the trick. (tiny bit of Prucan) *I do not own Hetalia or any of the characters* -this fic is awful i apologize in advance-