Lihodeev Dunn had the worst dream yet. She had burnt stew to serve for tomorrow's Friendsgivings-currently no parents were replying to her babysitting offers and the most silliest of them all; she'd dreamt that she'd somehow got robbed when she accidentally hovered over an advertisement that offered a 'badass' to assist every clients' possible needs. If she thought that her day would get any terrifying than founding out that the dream was entirely an occurring reality; Arden Steppenwolf just had to pop up at her door casually-remarking that he had yet to assist her for the next 6 months exactly as what was written on the contract that Lihodeev had no idea existed with that stupid beam plastered across his face-tousling his midnight blue hair every now and then. Now, Lihodeev had absolutely nothing to be grateful for on that year's Thanksgiving. WARNING *Contains drool-worthy badasses that will absolutely make you melt into a puddle. *Female protagonist that will surely make you consider stepping your life up a bit than just being a typical Netflix couch-potatoes (AUTHOR: You talking to me?) *Definitely strong languange and mature references. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

The family burns basics. Trashes tropes. Their daughter isn't out for blood. She's out for the person who started the cliche that ended her. ✯ ✯ ✯ "Even though I dip your toothbrush in the toilet bowl, excessively steal your clothes, purposefully annoy the hell out of you, and wish at every 11:11 that you'd be in a body bag the next morning - you're still my sister. And we will always have one another's back." ✯ ✯ ✯ "You're a cute banana." "Excuse me?" "Yellow on the outside, white on the inside." He read my silence as confusion and added, "Your little brother there is an Oreo; black on the outside, white on the inside. Your pretty sister over there is a coconut; brown on the outside, white on-" "What the shit. That's how you want to hit on me?" +++ Wendzel Baxtard, a feminist killjoy armed with heavy loads of sarcasm and marinates herself in self-respect, is ready to destroy the ethnic slurs and derogatory terms that were brought on her because of the clothes she wore and her sexual behaviors.

A/N: This is an unedited, significantly different version of the soon to be published novel by losangelesque aka L. Akhter. This draft was written when I was 15-18 years old and I highly encourage new readers to read the published version instead. Former high school football star Frank Novak meets profound and depressed loner Lolita Abri - and falls headfirst into love. Throughout the course of one school year, they unravel each other and their sadness, setting apart their differences and realizing that sometimes love isn't enough - and sometimes it just might be. [FIRST DRAFT] Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXTbhopy9ts © All Rights Reserved. Teen Fic #7 A Wattpad Featured story

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