| HIGHEST RANK: #1 COMEDIC | - Mature Content (18+) All characters and events in this book-even those based on real people-are entirely fictional. - In a 3rd world country far, far away... (just kidding, in America, duh) and in a school that is whiter than Donald Trump under his orange foundation and more acne ridden than a makeup-less Cameron Diaz, we find our star crossed lovers. That, like in Romeo and Juliet, are destined to fall in love... and probably commit suicide at the end as well. Les: A baby faced teenage boy, best described as the love child of P!nk, Robyn, and a pre-Nickleback Avril Lavigne. (2021 edit: She's so better off without that tool) When he sees his same-sex best friend, he doesn't know if what he feels deep inside him is that E. Coli from that Chipotle burrito or maybe... love. Bond: Les's best friend who thinks rocking a Justin Bieber bowl in the late 2010's is cool. Clearly a screw loose. A confused bi-sexual, unsure of how Les makes him feel. So messy. But it would make for a good story.

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Calvin and Derek were the best of friends. For their entire lives, they were practically inseparable. That was,until they entered high school and Derek became the most popular boy in school. Three years passed by without either of them speaking to each other, but that quickly changes when they cross paths at a party.

**COMPLETED-EDITING STAGE** Christopher Wilton, top of his class, shy, victim of the schools sports team. Chase Rain, Star Basketball player, popular, and handsome.