In which Stan is a pathetic self hating drunk and Kyle gets him some help in the form of tissues and gay speeches and a little more whiskey. "They were soul mates. They were two sides of the same coin, two halves of the same heart. Everywhere each of them went, they carried each other in their very souls." (Ships: one-sided Stan/Kyle, Stan/Wendy, implied Stan/acoustic guitar) South Park one shot; all rights reserved

The gang plays pretend, and some get into it more than others. When the new kid arrives, hell ensues and Kyle starts to feel jealous but he's not really sure why. He just wants Stan to play with him again. (A Stick of Truth South Park fanfiction - pairings listed in the first chapter)