"Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann" ~ Turn back now ~ @StorySins reviewed (1224 Sins) @Define_gf: "I'd rather read My Immortal a hundred times than read this bs again" @Chloem_F: "This book is one of the reasons I'm an atheist now" @HailSithis02: "K I L L M E" #isurvivedhspm ~ **This is not my book! I am just republishing it off fanfiction.net. The cover is also not mine**

This is dedicated to you my sweet, sweet, sweet Harambe. I miss you babe <33

I turn a beautiful musical into absolute garbage. Cover art by GamarAmorge

How does this even have more than 100 votes I swear I was drunk or something when writing this thanks guys XD

She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU

This story is not as it seems because it's not a friendly kids story. It's a mature reading that has sexual content, swearing, typos that are on purpose, and hilarious comedy for adults. If you don't laugh or giggle while reading this story, you are to mature for this story.

Do you ever wonder what a pretzels life would be like? Well this is your book than, This isn't just any pretzel though, this is a pretzel who just craves acceptance, He only wants to be able to feel loved, so this is his journey through life, making friends such as Joe and Crisps, and enemies like ketchup. He simply wants to Feel wanted by society, his family, and especially his mother. " I Just want friends....and to be one of the others.... can someone please love my Kawaii self?Im...Im not even that salty"-Salty Pretzel

Have you ever wondered what goes on in the life of a breadstick? Ponder no longer. What you are about to read is top secret. That means you can't tell your pet chicken about this or anyone for that matter. Ok carry on.

An origin myth of how the rare Pepes came into the world.

I dont giv a fuk