They were polar opposites, but as the old saying goes, opposites attract.

BOOK TWO OF THREE [SLOW UPDATES] "Sorry, love. I thought you would be okay with me telling everyone about our sex life." "The nonexistent sex life," I persisted. Sirius winked at me. "Stop lying, doll. Lying is a sin, and you've got to save the naughty stuff for the bedroom." In my opinion, Sirius Black, the guy I now have an embarrassing crush on, can go fuck himself. DISCLAIMER: Everything and everyone you recognize is not mine and was unfortunately written by JK Rowling

BOOK ONE OF THREE My name is Cassiopeia Tabitha Meissa Smith, and this is the story of how I eventually fell in love with Sirius Black. Our story isn't exactly a short one, so sit back, buckle up, and prepare to read the beginnings of this train wreck of a romance. DISCLAIMER: EVERYTHING YOU RECOGNISE FROM HARRY POTTER IS BY TRANSPHOBE EXTRAORDINAIRE J.K. ROWLING So fucking unedited, man.

This is a collection of cute, funny, serious and everything in between Harry/Hermione one shots I wrote. Perfect for your binge reading pleasures. I hope they make you smile! ~ ALL HP RIGHTS GO TO JK ROWLING: some scenes are modified from their original book scenes, others are original!!

"Harry! Come in here this instant!" I yelled, standing stiffly with my arms crossed. "Yes, princess?" He huffed back sarcastically from the doorframe. I frowned. "This is the third time this week you've left your boxers on the living room couch!" I screeched. "And this is the third time I'll say I was going to put them away." I narrowed my eyes. "Oh, they'll be no third time for you, Potter."

Did love exist without hate? sequel to only you; all characters belong to the marvelous j.k rowling :) i tried to be original with most of the ideas but connected back to the real books as much as i could !!